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TV Review: Case Sensitive

Wednesday, May 4th, 2011

Two parter Case Sensitive was tipped to be a cross between eerie ITV drama Marchlands and a detective programme so we had high hopes for the programme when it kicked off on Monday night.
Unfortunately the first part wasn’t as disturbing, or jumpy as we were led to believe. Yes there were scenes of blood and gore, as well as the obligatory spooky child on a lone swing, but apart from that, it was more the complicated storyline that really grabbed us.

DS Charlie Zailer played by Olivia Williams is the “hero” of the programme, called in to investigate what looks originally to be the cut and dry suicide of a mother who killed her child beforehand. We meet the husband who seems to have a screw loose- but then again you probably wouldn’t be sane if your wife and child were dead – as well as DS Zailer’s sidekick who it seems she had a bit of a thing with the previous week – cue the uncomfortable sexual tension.

We’re at first met with the bodies but then it all gets a bit complicated when a hotel worker – Sally – hears the name of the husband on the tele and realises she had a one night stand with him. So what does she do? She trots off with a card to offer her condolences. When she gets to the house however, she realises he’s not the man she slept with.

While we would think that perhaps it’s a case of too many men with the same name, she spots a picture the guy she slept with also has, with us so far? After being asked to go to the police she scarpers, only to be drugged later on and find herself alone in a boarded up country house.
In the meantime there’s shots of the funny and silent little girl who clearly has a secret to tell.

Yesterday’s episode was a little bit more eerie. Sally comes face to face with her one night stand who has captured her in the house for her own safety. He talks about kids and marriage – not what you’d really expect from a one night stand – but he’s hiding a secret.

Thankfully DS  Zailer is on the case tracking down a Spanish family, which were friends of the deceased and also friends of the eerie little girl.

The little girl also confesses to knowing a chilling secret about this Spanish family, which helps put two and two together and calls for the obligatory race to the old house where it turns out the killer has been haunted by the past tragedy of his 6-year-old daughter killing his wife by pushing an electric lamp into the bath then killing herself by reaching in to try and save her mother – the secret the eerie child was told was that the little girl was actually going to hurt her mother.

At the finale, as he holds a syringe to DS Zailer’s neck, he confesses that all he ever wanted was a loving family and gets arrested.

TV Review and gallery: Lily Allen Riches to Rags

Wednesday, March 30th, 2011

Despite Lily Allen telling the world and its dog that her documentary was “rubbish” and advising them not to watch it, many of us have done the opposite.

And last night’s Riches To Rags, which follows Lily Allen as she tries to establish a vintage clothes shop with her sister, start a family with her boyfriend and of course, try to shake off all that ‘unwanted press attention’, ended on a very sad note.

Over the past few weeks we’ve watched as Lily takes offence to her sister taking over in the running of vintage store Lucy in Disguise, played with her dog and gone to various events.

We’ve also watched her suffer morning sickness and have to take time off because at the time of filming she was pregnant. Of course we’ve been watching the series in fear because we know what happens, and we really hoped the show’s producers dealt with it in the sympathetic way it deserved. And we were pleasantly surprised as when the scenes finally hit Lily was strong. In fact she and her sister sat and discussed the tragedy in depth.

Not only did this show Lily in a new light but also put paid to our views that Lily wasn’t just a one dimensional celebrity.

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Review: The Only Way is Essex series 2

Monday, March 28th, 2011

Only Way is Essex

Yes I know I’m a little bit late with this one considering the hype and knicker – or G-String – twisting everyone has got themselves into over the second series of The Only Way is Essex, which started last week.

Yes, the show which bought us the intellectual words of Vajazzle, shaa’aap and OH MY GOD, returned last week to a right royal Essex fanfare.

If you’re not familiar with the show – OMG – where have you been? it follows “real Essex people” going about their day to day lives which consists mainly of visiting the sunbeds, getting spray tans and showing off those fake boobs.

In last weeks series James continued to ponder losing weight and Amy half-heartedly looked for a salon assistant.

However, there was a shock too with Mark deciding to make an honest woman of long suffering Lauren who despite proclaiming her not so dying love for the Essex Boy, removing a tattoo of his name from her pelvis accepted his proposal.

Oh well any excuse for a honeymoon night Vejazzle although we know it’s not going to last.

TV Review: Boardwalk Empire

Wednesday, February 2nd, 2011

It’s been on US screens for a few years, but Boardwalk Empire finally made its UK debut last night – well to those with Sky Atlantic anyway.

The HBO TV series is the brain child of super director Martin Scorsese who also directed the  pilot episode which we got to see last night.

Set in 1920s the prohibition crime drama focuses on the lives of those in Atlantic City.
Nucky, a gangster who mimics Tony Soprano – although aren’t all TV gangsters in this era quite similar? as well as Margaret Schroeder  a pretty and pregnant young woman who is suffering from an abusive husband. There’s also Jimmy Darmody a newly returned soldier.

If you didn’t catch the episode last night – think 20s gangster style settings, Martin Scorsese style gore and bloody scenes and lots of drama and you get the idea. Overall it looks promising.

If you’re a 20s fashion girl click over to our sister site ShinyStyle to get all the Boardwalk Empire get the look styles.

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TV Review: The Execution of Gary Glitter, Channel 4, Monday, 9 November, 9pm

Tuesday, November 10th, 2009

Gary-Glitter.jpgThe Execution of Gary Glitter (Channel 4, Monday, 9 November, 9pm) is, quite possibly, the strangest set-up for a show I’ve ever come across. Let’s look at it. Take a very real celebrity with a criminal record… and stick them in a fictional Britain and execute them. Yep. That’s really rather weird and anyone who watched the show last night without squirming has a lump of dead coal where a heart should be.

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In praise of The X Factor

Monday, October 26th, 2009

X_FACTOR_C_COLE_03.JPGI’ve got scabs on my retinas. That’s because I’ve spent a weekend in the company of The X Factor and the spin-off shows (various times, various ITV channels) and was treated to the most eye-ball stripping show I’ve ever seen. From the minute the show starts with its high-octane, heart palpatating music, with it’s flaming sent-from-ye-gods symbol evaporating the very clouds that protect us from the sun, to the garish light show of the stage, to the judges impossibly white gnashers, my eyes were destined to be damaged forever.

Related: More X Factor

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TV Review: Ugly Betty, Channel 4, Wednesday, 24 June, 10pm

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

Ugly.Betty.Lohan.jpgWe all like watching a bit of pap now and again don’t we? We Brits haven’t had any high-gloss syrup since Cold Feet. If we have, I’ve clearly forgotten it. So, like always, we look to America to give us our cheap thrills. One illicit gloop of saccharine sweetness that seems to be getting the big push all over the world is Ugly Betty (Channel 4, Wednesday, 24 June, 10pm) which returned to our screens once more, with an episode called The Manhattan Project. It’s star has obviously dimmed as it’s no longer got the prestigious Friday night sitcom slot and now tucked away on a Wednesday. Is it getting worse?

Related: Another Ugly Betty review

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TV Review: Famous, Rich and Homeless, BBC One, Wednesday, 24 June, 9pm

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

famous rich and homeless one.jpgSending celebrities to be Famous, Rich and Homeless (BBC Two, Wednesday, 24 June, 9pm) was always going to send out mixed messages. On one hand, you’ve got an almost honourable line of wanting to highlight the plight of Britain’s homeless by drawing people in with the use of slebs… yet by the same token, it seems a bit trite to get someone to play at being homeless for a while before returning to luxury. It was these two feelings that coursed through me as I watched the show, as the celebrities showed raw emotion and empathy, along with occasional smuggery and shrugging.

Related: Famous, Rich and Homeless preview

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TV Review: Mary Portas: Save Our Shops, BBC Two, Tuesday, 23 June, 9pm

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

Portas SOS.jpgI can’t remember the exact figure from last night’s Mary Portas: Save Our Shops (BBC Two, Tuesday, 23 June, 9pm) but it said something along the lines of this: There are only three shops left open in the whole of the world. One of those is a fire-clearance shop in Bolton selling old tat salvaged from a blazing Argos. Yep, Britain is not having a good time of it of late with places closing down quicker than they’re opening. So, Mary Portas – the retail equivalent of Jamie Oliver – was sent in to weigh up how to turn things around in Tewkesbury in Gloucestershire.

Related: Mary Queen of Shops | Mary Queen of Charity Shops

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TV Review: Psychoville, BBC Two, Thursday, 18 June, 10pm

Friday, June 19th, 2009

446psychoville.jpgI can’t for the life of me recall how stunned I was when I first rested my eyeballs in the direction of the television when The League of Gentlemen first aired. I’m willing to bet it was similar to watching the opening moments of last night’s Psychoville (BBC Two, Thursday, 18 June, 10pm). Within seconds of the opening, I was impressed with how classy the whole thing looked and got an almost immediate laugh, mixed with that feeling of a goose walking over my grave. Brrrhahahaeeek. Psychoville has clearly been festering in Reece Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton’s collective wrongs for a while. Treading the line between curious, fun and something slap bang between the toytown horror of Tim Burton and the seedy sinisterdom of Stephen King. Strapping in for this ride is going to be very odd indeed.

Related: Our comedy section

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TV Review: The Mentalist, Five, Thursday, 18 June, 9pm

Friday, June 19th, 2009

simon-baker-in-the-mentalist.jpgThe Mentalist (Five, Thursday, 18 June, 9pm) has been slowly bubbling away on The Channel That No-One Really Watches for a while now and to pretty much zero praise. All the critics have their eyes squarely on the BBC channels and The Other Two. Hell. Even Dave gets more column inches than Five. So with that, I figured I’d take a chance on their poshest import (I mean, I wasn’t going to watch Krod Mandoon and Mitchell and Webb never really do it for me in sketch show form) and do you know something? I really rather enjoyed it.

Related: Mentalist Trailer Trash | Our Drama section

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TV Review: Celebrity Masterchef, BBC One, Wednesday, 17 June, 8pm

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

celebrity masterchef thomas.jpgCelebrity MasterChef (BBC One, Wednesday, 17 June, 8pm), like The Internet, is a very serious business… for absolutely no reason. Both of these things require participants to get overly passionate about things that don’t really matter too much to the point where it resembles an OCD. People get scalded online by the grammar police, so too in the kitchens of TV, people are slapped with a heavy hand because the broccoli doesn’t quite go with the prawns. One step back to breathe and you realise that it’s all a bit silly really. However, it’s because Celebrity Masterchef takes itself so incredibly seriously that we enjoy watching it. It’s almost camp in the determination to be respected by everyone else. The snare skin tension of the music, the cold, hard stares of Torode and Wallace and the exam room dread of the room in which the celebrities cook all add up to a delightfully ludicrous show in which the winner gets little more than a crap trophy.

Related: More Masterchef stuff here

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Last Minute Set The Video: Tears, Tiaras and Transsexuals, Channel 4, Wednesday, 17 June, 11.10pm

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

tears-tiaras-and-transsexuals--.jpgOkay. We normally give you a couple of days notice on good shows that are coming up, but this one is too good to be forgotten about. Basically, if you don’t mind staying up late tonight, or indeed, want to record something really cool, you really need to catch Tears, Tiaras and Transsexuals (Channel 4, Wednesday, 17 June, 11.10pm) tonight. I’ve watched this before on More4 and I can’t think of many other shows that I’ve enjoyed watching as much as this! The documentary follows the first ever World’s Most Beautiful Transsexual Pageant which was held in, where else, Las Vegas.

Related: My review of Tears, Tiaras and Transsexuals

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TV Review: Mary Queen of Charity Shops, BBC Two, Tuesday, 17 June, 9pm

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

mary queen of charity shops final.jpgOne of the surprise packages of this years television has been Mary Queen of Charity Shops (BBC Two, Tuesday, 17 June, 9pm). Seriously. I’ll be surprised if there’s a show on all year that makes you feel as good and positive about the world as the finale that was shown last night. Mary Portas, who looks like a rough sketch by Mary Quant (that’s no bad thing you understand), has been on our screens trying to make underachieving shops become relevant again. This, of course, can grate as it’s just about one expert making money for someone you don’t necessarily care about. However, switch her skills to a good cause and suddenly, things get really interesting. Add some hilarious old ladies and you’ve got TV gold.

Related: Mary Queen of Charity Shops 1 | Mary Queen of Charity Shops 2

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TV Review: Mary Queen of Charity Shops, BBC Two, Tuesday, 10 June, 9pm

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009

mary queen of dildos.jpgMary Portas is a strange creature. Her feet are seemingly always patent and on tip-toes, like some weird fetish model… yet her upper half is Quant bob and angular legs. She cuts quite the figure against us drab fart clouds. Yet she’s enabled by her ditzy world of fashionistas, who really, are Fazis wishing death on cheapo products that we can all get our hands on. However, like most people who lead a wholly vacuous life of clothes and haircuts, she feels drawn to ‘giving something back’. This usually takes the form of opinions and ideas, rather than, y’know, running a marathon or working down the soup kitchen. Fashion and charity only collide when a finger nail isn’t likely to be broken. And so, Portas goes to the musty boardgames and old china cups Shangri-La of the nation’s charity shop in Mary Queen of Charity Shops (BBC Two, Tuesday, 10 June, 9pm).

Related: Mary Queen of Charity Shops review | Mary Queen of Shops

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TV Review: Grey’s Anatomy, Living, Thursday 27 September, 10pm

Friday, September 28th, 2007

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And the slump continues in an episode appropriately titled ‘Time After Time’. Sure there are the odd moments that restore your faith, such as Sloan offering to be the Chief’s ‘wing-man’ as he re-enters the dating game – but these are sadly few and far between. Grey’s Anatomy has clearly hit a wall in its third season and so we are being treated to slow-moving stories, uninspired repetition and Meredith whining at her well-meaning stepmother – lucky us.

The Karev/ Jane Doe plot and the George/ Callie/ Izzie love triangle are the main offenders. They drag on predictably. What have we done to deserve such tedious story-lines? Once upon a time I looked forward to my weekly dose of action from Seattle Grace, now it really is like a trip to the doctors – lots of waiting around for something to happen until the inevitably vague verdict and the feeling of ‘why did I bother?’ Why has the pace slowed to that of a snail’s? And why are the more interesting characters (Addison, Bailey, Sloan) constantly being side-lined to make room for the hysterical playground antics of the others? If there is a tonic to cure the malaise that has enveloped GA it better arrive soon – as there are only five episodes left of the season and I don’t know that I can make it until the end.

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