We shed a tear of  dispair when we heard that Kerry Katona was following in the steps of Peter Andre and Katie Price and making her very own ITV 2 reality show – Kerry Katona: The Next Chapter.

We shouldn’t really be surprised considering Kerry is now signed to Peter Andre’s management who are the evil makers and instigators of the likes of Katie and Peter and Peter Andre: The next Chapter.

Frankly it’ll be just as bad as Kerry’s MTV documentary, which confirmed our suspicions… Kerry Katona is a chav.

Then there’s Alex Reid’s upcoming stint with ITV2. But being married to Jordan means he’s no stranger to this, appearing in her What Katie did Next show and on Bravo’s Alex Reid Cage fighter show, which just goes to show what being hit in the head too many times can do for anyone.

Perhaps he should apply for Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend show, which sees contestants sucking up to the bimbo in a bid to become her BFF – girls and guys with brains need not to apply.

And finally Natalie Cassidy shows what happens to Eastenders’ stars when they have no success in life, they get an E4 docusoap showing their skills at being a new mum.

Here’s our top ten.

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