Posts Tagged ‘boring’

The Apprentice: Does anyone still care?

Wednesday, May 30th, 2012

Now in its eight series, has the UK version of The Apprentice become tired, predictable and boring? We say yes.


There was a time when a night spent watching The Apprentice was assured to result in thrills, laughs and the opportunity to swear at and mercilessly mock some genuinely infuriating ‘business’ characters. Alan ‘Sur Alan/ Lord Alun/ the Fluffy Walnut’ Sugar was entertaining and unpredictable and sidekicks Nick and Margaret were dependably astute and withering. TV gold.

This latest series initially had promise; the pretty-but-unhinged Bulgarian Bilyana looked like she could provide laughs, bizarrely-eyebrowed ‘ex-wrestler’ Ricky Martin promised to develop into a stone-cold nutter and there was a supporting cast featuring the usual mix of middle management halfwits any one of which could have taken a left turn into slavering delusion at any moment.

But within a couple of episodes it was obvious that things were not going to pan out. Bilyana was fired in the first episode (which was a wasted opportunity), Ricky failed to fire up and all the rest were just dull. The tasks have been the same as always and there hasn’t even been any good lines from Sugar and his henchmen. How many of you have recorded episodes and deleted them without watching them? Or not bothered to seek them out at all? Lots, we’ll wager.

Perhaps the show has now run its course? Maybe we’re so used to the formula that there are no more surprises to be wrung from it? Maybe the production team have become complacent? Or maybe they just picked a bad bunch of contenders this time round?

The only bright spot is Dara O’Briain on sister show The Apprentice: You’re Fired! who somehow manages to mine laughs from the otherwise dull material.

Whatever the reason, the BBC needs to rethink what was previously a jewel in their crown and shake things up before there is a mass switch off.

The tactics TV shows use to stay fresh revealed

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

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Doesn’t the internet through up some weird ‘n’ wonderful gems? Rhetorical questions aside, my newfound enthusiasm for blindly searching online has led me to a site with the most novel way of looking at the success of a TV show. I might be a latecomer to this website, but on the off chance that you haven’t met it yet either, TV Scoopers please may I introduce you to Jump the Shark.

Jump the Shark describes its mantra thus: ‘It’s a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favourite television programme has reached its peak. The instant that you know from now on… it’s all downhill. Some call it the climax. We call it jumping the shark.’ The site examines various TV shows, inviting readers to debate whether their programme is guilty and must be punished or has cheerily brandished a get-out-of-jail-free card and made its escape. But how can a show recapture its former glories and stave off cancellation or the departure of its fan base? Simple: the special guest star.

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Top 5… shows that went on too long

Monday, August 13th, 2007

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We recently took a look on the Scoop at programmes we considered were cancelled prematurely (see here). These beloved televisual treats are gone but not forgotten, and yet in their stead we get the same shows over and over again. If sometimes TV bosses are too quick to call time on a show, does it follow that they could also be too generous and indulgent with others?

They might claim they’re providing us with what we want, but there are many occasions when we find we no longer want it anymore. Shows lose their way, crucial cast members leave and what was once so fresh and exciting becomes tired and stale. It’s time to point fingers, take numbers and get heavy with those shows that over-stayed their welcome.

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