This weekend, for absolutely no reason at all, I started daydreaming about Victor Kiam. Kiam is one of a kind. He's just about the only American entrepreneur... scratch that... he was the ONLY entrepreneur I'd heard of for a huge chunk of my life. Businessmen, y'see, switch me right off. They talk in garbled tongues about things that make my brain sink. They look constantly crabby and like they weigh everything up in terms of value. However, Kiam was different. When he appeared in those iconic adverts for Remington and uttered those immortal lines... "I liked it so much, I bought the company!" and "...or your money back!", he seemed like a really cool, nice old guy. Where Barry Scott was a hired monkey, paid to shout Cilit Bang! as loudly as he could and Alan Sugar lurched creepily around that spot for Premium Bonds, Victor appeared in your set like he just happened to be passing. With that, I thought I'd do a little reading on him... and it turns out he was pretty unique!
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From: TV Review: Too Poor for Posh School, Channel 4, Thursday, 11 March, 9pm