Archive for the ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ Category

Hell’s Kitchen: He Coulda Been A Contender….

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Just when you thought it wasn’t possible to squeeze any more shocks and surprises into thie current series of Hell’s Kitchen, so Bruce Grobelaar throws a major spanner in the works by announcing his resignation from the show. Yup, on Wednesday night, just as Marco was about to announce who was for the chop, Bruce perked up and said that he was quitting – because, as he was quick to point out, he not only missed his family but felt there were others who deserved to win more than him.

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Hell’s Kitchen: gruesome twosome?

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

There’s something about the current series of Hell’s Kitchen which has made it grimly compulsive viewing. Whether it’s watching Bruce Grobelaar grapple with chicken’s feet in a bid to create a dish from his childhood (as seen on Monday night’s show) or becoming totally engrossed in the whole furore surrounding Jody and his subsequent sacking, this has been one of the best series of the show in ages. Hell, in terms of personality clashes and conflict, it’s been the best celebrity reality show for quite some time.

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TV Review: Hell’s Kitchen, ITV1, Saturday, 18 April, 8.55pm

Sunday, April 19th, 2009

jody hells kitch.jpgReality TV was once a social experiment, set to see what happened when you stuck the magnifying glass on the bugs. Now, it’s an unashamed car-wreck going straight for our need to see people falling out with each other. It’s akin to torture methods when you play white noise at someone, deprive them of sleep and then make them talk. They may confess, but they may not necessarily know how to string a coherent sentence together. This is a tactic used by Hell’s Kitchen (ITV1, Saturday, 18 April, 8.55pm) which sees the whole grotesque parade of no-marks pushed to the point of half withered, angry Scooby Doo baddies. The move like their pawing in the dark and shout primal grunts at each other… and of course, it’s incredibly easy to be sucked in. If Big Brother had one monumental hissy-fit per series, then Hell’s Kitchen just had its own… and Jody from Shameless was at the eye of the storm.

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Reality TV: It Hurts!

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

Ade Edmondson’s unfortunate brush with a hot stove in Hell’s Kitchen reminds us that reality TV can in fact be a risky business. Maybe on certain shows it’s de rigeur to just sit there, be pampered and come to no harm but if your average celebrity is learning to dance, camping out in the jungle or honing their ice-skating skills, chances are they’re going to get hurt at some point. Here, in no particular order, is the list of recent casualties to plague the celebrity reality shows, and it makes for alarming reading. In fact, it leaves me wondering why, exactly, famous faces are queueing up to take part in these shows, when the real prize appears to be a ride in the back of an ambulance? As follows…

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Hell’s Kitchen: Trouble’s brewing?

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009

I’m feeling quite spoiled for choice in the reality TV stakes at the moment. One minute it’s The Apprentice, the next it’s Britain’s Got Talent, and now, with the return of Hell’s Kitchen, I’m finding it increasingly hard to tear myself away from the telly. The latter returned on Monday night, with eight new celebrities – including the likes of Ms Dynamite, Ade Edmondson, Jody Latham, Danielle Bux, Bruce Grobelaar and, in a stroke of sheer genius, Linda ‘Dynasty’ Evans – all donning their chef’s hats ready to be bossed around by Marco Pierre White as they slave over dressed crab and steak tartare.

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Hell’s Kitchen Line-up: A reaction

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

So the line-up for the new series of Hell’s Kitchen on ITV1 has been revealed, with eight more celebrities donning their chef uniforms to face the inevitable wrath of Marco Pierre White (It’s a far more fun show when it has celebs on it, quite frankly – the year the kitchen was staffed by ordinary joes it made for very dull viewing indeed.

This year’s could be interesting however, with the likes of Linda ‘Krystle Carrington’ Evans on board, doubtless bringing a touch of 80s-style glamour to proceedings, married couple Grant and Andrea Bovey and former Mercury Prize winning singer Ms Dynamite (my tip to throw a hissyfit at Marco Pierre White and flounce off in a huff mid-series. Ade Edmondson, meanwhile, is my tip to win since he will be funny and I have a sneaking suspicion he may be able to cook In short it all looks quite promising, until you get down to the bottom of the list….

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TV Gallery: Hell’s Kitchen contestants revealed!

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

During the past few weeks, there has been various rumblings in the redtop press speculating as to who will be the next batch of sleb contestants to throw themselves into the Hell’s Kicthen – Marco Pierre White’s cooking reality show, where he gets to scream and swear at his proteges until they cook up to scratch. What we did know was the excellent Claudia Winkles is taking over the presenting duties, and that Danielle Bux – model and Gary Lineker’s Mrs – would be taking part. Now the full line-up has been revealed and, apart from Adrian Edmondson below, you can see who will be occupying your living rooms for a couple of weeks, in a couple of weeks time (although a report in today’s Sun suggests that Dynasty’s Linda Evans has pulled out already). Click on Ade to see who’s who.