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The Eurovision song contest 2011: What to expect

Friday, May 13th, 2011

Get ready for crazy outfits, camp songs and sobs of “we were robbed”. Add in a drinking game or two for whenever you hear England getting “nil points” and you’ve pretty much set the tone for tomorrow’s Eurovision song contest.

We still miss Terry Wogan, who was famed for his sarcy little comments when certain countries predictably gave others the top marks – most notably Cyprus to Greece and Greece to Cyprus – and that political dig when the UK got nothing, but we’re happy enough to settle for old Graham Norton.

However, what else can we expect from tomorrow’s Eurovision? As much as we’d like to, we can’t ignore the fact that the Grimes twins better known as Jedward, will be singing for Ireland, but what many of you won’t know is that they are due to sing sixth in the Eurovision line-up. This means that if you’re switching on to see them, you’ll have to watch from around 8:30. You’ll also have to set your V or Sky Plus boxes so you don’t miss the good old Britain’s Got Talent on ITV.

Of course we’ll be sending out revamped boyband Blue to fight for our UK corner. The reformed band will join acts from Estonia, Romania, Moldova, Ireland, Bosnia, Denmark, Austria, Ukraine, Slovenia and Sweden all of which will get higher results than us in the televoting part of the show.

Also worth taking notice of is last year’s winner Lena who once again fights for Germany with the song “Taken by a Stranger”. We’ve got our shot glasses ready for everytime we see a bad act, meaning we probably won’t remember anything past Jedward.

Catch the contest tomorrow from 8pm on BBC One.

 

Royal wedding TV coverage, how to avoid it and a gallery of presenters

Thursday, April 28th, 2011

Our TVs have been covered with the Royal Wedding and unless you’re very clever or without the box, it’s been nigh on impossible to miss hearing about it.

To keep in with the trend we thought it only right that we gave you the top channels covering the event. If you’re a fan of Eamonn Holmes then get your fill of the Irish presenter by flicking onto Sky News, which will begin its coverage of the wedding from 6am and the ceremony in HD with those who have the feature.

Eamonn Holmes will be leading the coverage from a purpose-built studio outside Buckingham Palace where he will be joined by Royal correspondent Sarah Hughes who will be in amongst the crowds soaking up the atmosphere.
Alastair Bruce, Sky News’ Royal commentator and officer of arms to the Queen, will also be on hand to explain what exactly is going on.
The channel has also lined up lots of other presenters along the royal route.

ITV
Julie Etchingham, presenter of ITV News at Ten and ITV1′s Tonight Programme, and ITV’s Phillip Schofield will anchor The Royal Wedding special from 8.30am.
Joining Julie and Phillip for live coverage of the historic day will be a range of ITV’s senior news presenters and reporters.
Mary Nightingale will be reporting live from Westminster Abbey as guests arrive, accompanied by fashion experts; with reaction from guests as they spot friends of the couple, representatives of their chosen charities and members of the Armed Forces among the crowd.
Linking in to the studio, Alastair Stewart will be waiting for the first glimpse of Kate Middleton leaving her Central London location as a commoner and heading to Westminster Abbey for the marriage ceremony where she will join the Royal Family.
Senior Correspondent James Mates will lead live commentary of events inside the Abbey. Tom Bradby – who conducted the only interview given by the couple following their engagement – will give an insider’s insight into the life of William and Kate after their marriage.
Mark Austin will be located on The Mall, soaking up the atmosphere of the crowds as the wedding procession passes by, along with Geraint Vincent; while Nina Hossain will join the celebrations at a live screening in London’s Hyde Park. ITV News’s Royal Correspondent Tim Ewart will provide his expertise throughout the extended evening news bulletins. Additionally, there will be reports from Matt Smith in St Andrews, the university town where the couple met, as well as Andrea Benfield in Anglesey, where they currently reside.

The BBC
The BBC’s coverage will be anchored by Huw Edwards and Sophie Raworth who will be joined by Radio 1 DJs Fearne Cotton and Edith Bowman and Vernon Kay.
They will begin eight hour coverage from 8am with a break for the news at 1.40pm. BBC cameras will provide the “host feed” from within Westminster Abbey. There will also be cameras along the route, down Horse Guards Parade from Buckingham Palace and more in key locations around the country. In total, around 100 cameras.
Sophie Raworth will be in a studio overlooking Westminster Abbey speaking to some of the guests and Fearne will be near Buckingham Palace talking to the crowds. Chris Hollins will speak to the crowds on the Mall.
Ed Stourton is the only journalist allowed to commentate from inside the Abbey – his coverage will be broadcast across BBC radio.

And for those not interested:

BBC2 is concentrating on snooker while ITV4 is chickening out with cricket – we think we’d rather suffer the Royal Wedding

8am-9am: Diagnosis Unknown, Crime & Investigation
A documentary about a woman who poisoned her husband until he was braindead.

10am-11am Channel 4 -Relocation, Relocation
Another Kirsty and Phil repeat. To be honest we’d rather be relocating somewhere else.

Channel 5 has a long run of CSI while between 10am-11am Dave is showing Robot Wars Extreme. At 11:25am-1:35pm catch Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid on More4, before indulging in your food fetish at 3pm with Man v Food on Good Food.

See the gallery below for all the presenters

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Why I love Ruth Jones

Wednesday, April 27th, 2011

It’s not everyday that we get excited about a TV star but Ruth Jones is a starlet that gives us that warm fuzzy feeling.
Not only has this talented actress penned and starred in the 21st century’s most famous sitcom – Gavin and Stacey if you’ve been asleep for a few years – but she’s also shown that you don’t have to be a stick insect to be successful in the world of television.
In fact it’s her curves that have made the nation fall in love with her and her character Nessa.
Away from Gavin and Stacey, Ruth has successfully appeared on the likes of Would I lie to you, as well as a host of other comedy game shows. She’s also a regular alongside James Cordon on charity event sketches and although it would be unfair to draw comparisons, her style and sketch show contributions remind us very much of Dawn French.
To celebrate the starlet’s success we’ve put together a mini gallery.

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Red Nose day events begin

Thursday, February 3rd, 2011

I love Comic Relief. Every two years in March we get to watch a range of celebrities doing comical stuff to raise money for charity and this year looks set to be no different.

The four stars of the The Inbetweeners have begun paving for this by embarking on a naughty road trip to visit the rudest and crudest place names in the country and we can expect to see some funny antics from the likes of James Cordon as well as singing from faces such as Cheryl Cole.

Stars have already been showing their backing for the cause. Today Christine Bleakly and Adrian Childs showed us what we could buy to sponsor the event and a range of celebrities have taken part in a photoshoot to urge us to don our red noses.

Lara Stone turned all Marylin Monroe on us to help raise awareness re-creating the famous image from 1955 film The Seven Year Itch, while Fearne Cotton, Alesha Dixon and Amanda Holden to name a few, are also backing the charity campaign, which this year features T-shirts designed by Vivienne Westwood.

We’ll keep you updated with the line up and antics for the big day on 18 March.

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Above Suspicion: Deadly Intent review

Wednesday, January 5th, 2011

As I said yesterday, the joint times of Silent Witness and Above Suspicion forced me to record one and watch the other. In a very close draw Silent Witness won and Above Suspicion was recorded and watched yesterday afternoon.

It would be unfair to compare it to Silent Witness – it’s a completely different type of crime drama – but the dead bodies do give both some similarities.

That said the mini series is alot darker than Silent Witness. Episode one began with a man having facial reconstruction surgery and focuses around a typical London council estate. Kelly Reilly, who plays Anna Travis for the second time – let’s not forget she took over from Helen Mirren, in my opinion isn’t the strongest of actresses, but, that said, she gets Lynda La Plante’s character just right.

She of course is having a few issues with her boss DI Travis, after an encounter in the last story.

The pair are sent out to investigate the death of an ex-cop who was found in a drugs den. He’s got a fiance but he’s also married to a Danish lady, leaving her £500,000 in his life insurance policy. Add to that some lethal drugs, a hard nut drugs copper and sexual tension and it’s not bad watching.

What to watch this Christmas

Thursday, December 23rd, 2010

We’ll be downing tools today to cram in as much Christmas TV as we possibly can.
However, we couldn’t end the year without giving you a pick of all the great Christmas TV treats, which will be airing over this period.

First on our list is the Doctor Who Christmas Special: A Christmas Carol, which hits BBC One on Christmas Day at 6pm – that’s the time grandad is asleep on the armchair.

Matt Smith plays the part of Doctor Who, who this year will fight to save Amy and Rory
from a crashing space liner.

If time travelling men don’t do it for you then another Christmas special from The Royle Family, this time named Joe’s Crackers, which is on at 9pm on BBC One on Christmas Day, may be a better bet.  The whole cast will return for the one-off episode with Ricky Tomlinson’s Jim Royle spending another holiday on his favourite armchair. This time the excuse being that he’s after injuring himself in “an unfortunate incident.”

The belly laughter continues with Matt Lucas and David Walliams who return to our BBC One screens at 10pm on Christmas day in their
Come Fly With Me comedy. This basically parodies all those reality TV shows, which focus on life in the airport. Get ready for lots of laughs.

If you want some grit then EastEnders, at 8pm on Christmas day has it all from the love triangle between Janine, Stacey and Ryan, Janine’s proof that Stacey killed Archie and Jean’s move to “do the right thing for once”. Yep, we reckon Stacey’s going to run.

More adventures continue for pistol heads over on BBC 2 with the Top Gear special, which see’s the three hosts driving around in beat up/flash cars.

This time they’ve decided to drive around the Middle East where the wise men were said to have travelled in sports cars. Hmmm desserts and low suspension won’t be an easy task.
Sport cars might not be everyon’e cup of tea but you can’t beat a bit of Agatha Christie, which comes to ITV on December 27, 29 (9pm and 8pm).

Get those guessing hats on TV Scoopers and keep them on for Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? on the December 23, ITV (9pm), which for the first time will give viewers at home the chance to win the big money themselves.

If you fancy a bit of argy bargy in the sun then The Benidorm Christmas special will be perfect. Don those sunglasses and settle down for all the action. This time The Garvey’s are spending it with Mel and Madge Harvey in their luxury hilltop villa. But Mel’s stuck in Marrakech so it’s down to Madge to organise The Benidorm Palace Christmas Spectacular but guest star Su Pollard is nowhere to be seen. Meanwhile at The Solana Donald and Jacqueline check in with a group of ten ‘close personal friends’ including Marvin and Noreen has suspicions about her travel companion Clive.

What TV Tribe are you in?

Monday, December 20th, 2010

Gone are the days when you were one of two types of TV viewer – BBC or ITV. Beeb fans were considered a bit cultured while commercial TV viewers a bit more fun loving. But 30 years on you are now likely to be defined as belonging to one of six ‘TV Tribes’.

That’s according to Freesat, which has sought the help of Exeter University to find out all about our TV habits.

The TV-related behaviour of 2,000 Britons was analysed for The Joy of Sets – a Freesat study to measure the changing influence of TV in households across the country.

And the results show that not only is the influence of TV greater than ever before but it’s no longer viewed for just entertainment alone.  We watch so we can talk about it – and when we’re not talking about it, TV is inspiring us to make new friends, try new hobbies and even change jobs or find love.

Whatever you watch, you are a member of a new TV Tribe.  So which are you in?

TVangelists

TVangelists have a morning to night appetite for consuming shows and often text or Tweet their friends whilst watching.  You’ll recognise them among your friends as their conversations are full of stories from soaps to the antics of celebrities – making them a God-send for fan clubs.  They’re often considered ‘early adopters’ because of their use of new technology and the way they embrace new TV programmes.  Broadband offers them an essential way to catch up on favourite programmes and they’re often found watching TV at irregular hours, going to channels others dare not to.

Most likely to watch: Glee, Coronation Street, X factor, Strictly Come Dancing, The Apprentice, Friends and re-runs of Dynasty on CBS

Discerning Discoverers

Discerning Discoverers favour educational programmes from the arts, to culture and travel and are fans of David Attenborough and Michael Palin.  They are often forced to watch their favourite TV on catch-up as their choices aren’t shared by the rest of the family.  Discerning Discoverers tend to emerge more during a recession when they crave ‘quality’ programmes to escape them away from everyday life and broaden their horizons.  They are usually happy with a diet of BBC2, 3, and 4.

Most likely to watch: Countryfile, Time Team, David’s Attenborough’s First Life, A Place in the Sun: Home or Away and Iron Chef on Food Network.

Irritating Interrupters

Irritating Interrupters are those people who love chattering the whole way through others’ TV viewing, regardless of what’s on the box.  They can’t help breaking the unspoken rules that come with watching different types of programme; making noise during the FA Cup is expected, whereas Downton Abbey requires silence so you can closely follow the drama.  Irritating Interrupters feel an unstoppable urge to offer their point of view no matter what.  Their need to compete with an authoritative documentary voice-over, for instance, is overwhelming.

Most likely to watch: Anything they have no interest in but will spoil for others by talking all the time.

Sofa Snobs

The Sofa Snob is one of those people who feel superior to others who just want to relax in front of the TV, or watch what they believe are ‘all the wrong programmes’.  They can have “Interrupter”  tendencies and come in all sorts of guises – politicos who admire Jeremy Paxman, culture vultures who love arts programmes and talk about Wallander, and Film4 fans who will insist on watching (and talking over) French films with subtitles.

Most likely to watch: Any Human Heart, University Challenge, Antiques Roadshow, Newsnight, Relocation Relocation

Forthright Followers

Forthright Followers are Sofa Snobs with a difference.  They will seriously tell you that The Simpsons is the best series ever made, or that Laurel and Hardy could never ever be surpassed.  You can otherwise spot them as that friend who suddenly discovers football or cricket and develops an enthusiasm for watching every match on the box as a result.

Most likely to watch: Mad Men, Re-runs of The Good Life, The Simpsons, 60 Minute Makeover, The Cube, westerns on Movies4Men.

Nowaday Nostalgics

Nowaday Nostalgics value TV that has a link to yesteryear – either because of a programme’s actual age or subject matter – to feed a romantic belief they have of the past as a better place.  You’re most likely to meet a Nowaday Nostalgic at a friend’s dinner party, where they’ll recall their love of silver screen classics they’ve recorded from More4 in the afternoon; they also follow the Antiques Road Show and Vintage TV, and avidly listen to BBC Radio 7.

Most likely to watch: Heartbeat, Downton Abbey, Countdown, The Waltons on True Entertainment, Vintage Icons on Vintage TV.

Which tribe do you belong in? Leave your comments below and let us know.

Worst ever celebrity reality shows

Tuesday, December 14th, 2010

We shed a tear of  dispair when we heard that Kerry Katona was following in the steps of Peter Andre and Katie Price and making her very own ITV 2 reality show – Kerry Katona: The Next Chapter.

We shouldn’t really be surprised considering Kerry is now signed to Peter Andre’s management who are the evil makers and instigators of the likes of Katie and Peter and Peter Andre: The next Chapter.

Frankly it’ll be just as bad as Kerry’s MTV documentary, which confirmed our suspicions… Kerry Katona is a chav.

Then there’s Alex Reid’s upcoming stint with ITV2. But being married to Jordan means he’s no stranger to this, appearing in her What Katie did Next show and on Bravo’s Alex Reid Cage fighter show, which just goes to show what being hit in the head too many times can do for anyone.

Perhaps he should apply for Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend show, which sees contestants sucking up to the bimbo in a bid to become her BFF – girls and guys with brains need not to apply.

And finally Natalie Cassidy shows what happens to Eastenders’ stars when they have no success in life, they get an E4 docusoap showing their skills at being a new mum.

Here’s our top ten.

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The Top 5 TV Shows Of 2010

Monday, December 6th, 2010

From the return of Dr Who, to the offices of Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce, 2010 has undeniably been a great year for television. The last few years have seen television inundated with trashy reality TV, and all though this year was really no different, it seemed like many networks were also trying to invest in more original well-scripted shows. So to celebrate the return to great TV we have compiled a list of our top 5 TV shows of 2010.

Mad Men

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Mad Men has undoubtedly been one of the most popular shows on TV. Following the lives of Season 4 was set in the newly created fictional New York firm of Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce. The series centers on Don Draper, the creative director’s life in and out of the office. The show transports you to another world, one free from computer screens, with endless supplies of liquor and great suites. Through the various characters, it depicts the changing moods, social mores, and political correctness of 1960s America.

Why Peep Show is so successful

Friday, November 26th, 2010

Peep Show. There’s got to be something seriously wrong with your humour if you don’t find it funny.

And many people seem to agree with the series still flying high after seven years.

We’re not quite sure what the magic formula with this is, but the pairing of Mark (David Mitchell) and Jeremy (Robert Webb) just seems to work. And since series one the partnership has moved on in leaps and bounds.

They’ve grown up – Mark’s obviously going to be a dad in the next series – and begun to understand each other more, meaning that they get on far better than they once did. However, whilst some comedies may have suffered with this part, this one has only grown. This has no doubt got to be the dry humour that has run through the show since they pair first said hello. And of course let’s not forget the slightly seedy, sometimes a little bit gross, moments that we’ve all come to love.

In fact, we’ll be bold and even say that we imagine Mark is the guy Will from the Inbetweeners would grow up to be… we suppose that would make Jeremy Jay?

We don’t want to ruin the ext series too much, even though many of you would have seen the first episode thanks to Channel 4 putting it “On-Demand”, much to David’s chagrin, but we really hope the pair’s relationship remains as funny as it after the “Sophie gives birth” scenario.

Don’t go all dad like on us Mark.

Why I love….Dawn Porter

Tuesday, November 16th, 2010

I’m not ashamed to admit that I have a massive girl crush on Dawn Porter.

Unlike many TV presenters/journalists she makes programmes that appeal to many of us and look at the less normal things in life, and she’s also not afraid to venture into the unknown.

She’s tried nearly every diet under the sun for Supersize vs Superskinny and stripped off to show us that we don’t need to be sticks to look good.

She’s also taken on Geisha lessons to show us how important this culture is in Japan and debunk all the associations many of us had with this, in Geisha Girl.

And of course Extreme Wife was another programme she succeeded with, showing us the way other people decide to live.

I could go on for hours talking about all the great shows she’s made but instead I thought I’d show you with some of her shows in pictures.

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The Best Thing On Television? Step Forward Popatron

Monday, November 15th, 2010

Comedy on television is, shall we politely say, not in the healthiest of positions. Quite often, shows are lazy and old-fashioned, sticking to tired formats or promoting someone who is (whisper it now), not funny in any way at all. So we should all be really depressed right? Not in the slightest because, weirdly, the best shows are all creeping under the radar well away from primetime and leading the pack is the brilliantly sarcastic Popatron. (more…)

Masterchef’s Monica Galetti… why?

Wednesday, October 27th, 2010

Foodies are scum. Seriously. They’re the worst humans on television. They’re worse than war criminals. They’re worse than war-criminals in Global Hypercolor t-shirts at a Stereophonics gig. There is simply nothing worse than a foodie. And while you can just about let some of them off, because they’re vaguely charming, some of them deserved to be kicked and slapped ’til there is nothing left but their shadow. And the worst of the bunch is the utterly joyless Monica Galetti from Masterchef. (more…)

Catch it while you can! Starsuckers on 4oD

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

starsuckers.jpgLast night I watched Starsuckers (More4) and was pleasantly blown-away. I was all set to give it a glowing review on these pages before I stopped and thought: “Hang on! Instead of reviewing it, I should do something else… something nicer!”

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Teletext RIP

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

teletext RIP.gifTeletext is going to be put to sleep by television doctors with a lethal injection. It was 17 years old and a victim of the internet. Teletext launched in ’93, taking over from Oracle which kicked off in 1974. There, you could get news, reviews and play Bamboozle by pressing buttons on your remote. As a kid, it seemed like the most futuristic thing in the whole world. “We investigated and researched every means to keep the news service going but in the end we couldn’t find a viable option,” said Mike Stewart, the group managing director at Teletext. “The continued fragmentation of television audiences and the boom in online use for news, information and commercial services have contributed to a significant reduction in Teletext’s viewing figures over recent years.” Of course, sites like ours are part of the demise, but that won’t stop me reminiscing.

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Why I Loved… last week’s TV!

Monday, July 13th, 2009

maureen_446x249.jpgSometimes, shows come randomly together to create one fantastic schedule. At Christmas, of course, it’s not so random, but last week, it really was, and no matter what your taste, there was quality fare for all. The grim but rather classy Torchwood ran through the week, arts TV suddenly picked up with Imagine, Theatre Live and The Culture Show, there were some good docs from Dawn Porter and as part of the Moon season, You Have Been Watching started, as did Getting On and Taking The Flak, Mock The Week and Uni Challenge returned and – my highlight of the week – there was that jaw-droppingly brilliant episode of Psychoville…


Related: Torchwood – Children of Earth | Psychoville ‘The Special Episode’ | The Naked Office | Celebrity Masterchef Final | You Have Been Watching | Sky Arts Theatre Live! | Apollo Wives | University Challenge | Dawn Porter – My Breasts Could Kill Me | The Supersizers Eat… The French Revolution

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Torchwood: Go on, admit it… it’s rubbish

Thursday, July 9th, 2009

--torchwood--.jpgWhat sort of goon watches Torchwood? Is it the sort of fluffy fool who likes to gurgle “it’s was transformed when Russell T. Davies got involved!” because it’s the kind of thing a child wouldn’t say, which makes Whovians feel better about watching what is effectively a slightly frightening kid show? I imagine fans of the Doctor Who franchise also like reading Harry Potter books and mewing about how they like a bit of ‘escapism’ now and again. Pah. You can ‘escape’ with a paper bag and some super glue as well…

Related: Day I review | Day II review | Day III review

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Why I Love… BBC Sport theme tunes

Saturday, July 4th, 2009

grandstand.jpgNot many TV sites talk about sport all that much, but here at TVScoop we recognise that some of the greatest telly moments are provided by people running, jumping, swimming, riding, rowing and kicking and/or throwing balls of various shapes. You know, in a competitive, organised kinda way. But the excitement of sporting events has certainly been intensified over the years by the anticipation created by familiar and rather brilliant theme tunes, usually plucked from the archives. Head on over the cut for those BBC Sport tunes that never fail to bring a smile to the face (and sometimes butterflies to the stomach…)

Related: All the telly we love… and why

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Why I Love… Toby Stephens as Prince John in Robin Hood

Sunday, May 24th, 2009

446hood_prince.jpgI watched the first ever episode of Robin Hood, because for some reason we all thought it was going to be a worthy replacement for Doctor Who. In fact, we found that it is Division Two to Doctor Who‘s Premier League and I, like many others, didn’t return to the series very often after that. This series, however, has something a little special to elevate it above its predecessors, something to add a little sparkle and fun to proceedings. That all comes courtesy of Toby Stephens as Prince John, and so I say long live the (wannabe) king.

Related: Toby Stephens in Jane Eyre

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TV Scoop: Top 5 TV snooker commentators

Friday, April 24th, 2009

snooker_balls.jpgWell the first week of the World Snooker Championship is drawing to a close, and what a week it’s been. Some fantastic snooker played and over the top of it all the drone of the commentators. Unfortunately quite a few of today’s commentators have not learned the gentle art of when to shut up, and they prattle on incessantly telling you that Higgins has just missed the blue, when you’ve just watched Higgins missing the blue for yourself. It wasn’t always like this. Not so long ago, commentators were made out of better stuff.

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