By now you will probably have heard that the BBC (who are responsible for such things) have decided to call upon the services of 60’s pop star Engelbert Humperdinck for this year’s Eurovision Song Contest. 
Rather than holding a competition to select unknown stars (as in previous years) Engelbert has been specifically invited to represent the UK, singing a song composed by ‘an established pair of songwriters’.
Many of you will perhaps be wondering ‘why?’, but even more of you will quite be reasonably by asking ‘who?’ After all, the singer known on his birth certificate as Arnold Dorsey hasn’t had a significant hit since the 1970’s and has slipped well out of the spotlight in the UK in the past couple of decades.
So here is your handy cut-out-and-keep* guide to Engelbert Humperdinck (*TV Scoop accepts no responsibility for any damage caused to your equipment should you try and cut out this article)
Arnold Dorsey was born in 1936 (so he’s 75!) in a Madras. Sorry, in Madras, India. He moved to Leicester when he was 10, where he learned the saxophone and, at the age of 17, started singing on the local pub circuit. After national service (we haven’t got time to explain what that it, you’ll have to look it up) he returned to singing and after several unsuccessful years finally hit the big time in Belgium, of all places.
In 1967 he released a song called ‘Release Me’ about some one wanting to be released and it was a stonking big hit. So big, in fact, was it that (top EH factoid here) it became the first single to keep the Beatles off number 1 in 4 years when it held the Strawberry Fields/ Penny Lane single off the top spot.
He then turned into a kind of substitute Tom Jones and released a looooong succession of diminishingly successful singles and albums while topping up his tan and breeding.
That brings us pretty much up to date. Eurovision is on 26th May in Azerbaijan but it’s hard to see that this attempt to field the closest the UK has to a ringer will make any difference on the outcome. Nul point, we reckon.
Oh, we forgot to mention that he changed his name to Engelbert Humperdinck as part of the same drunken bet that saw Paul McCartney release the Frog Chorus as a single. (We made that bit up)
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