Leaving the Big Brother house before anyone has the chance to vote you out is what wimps do. It reminds me of people idiot indie bands who have a notion of cool when compared to pop-stars. That affected “oooh, this isn’t what I’m all about” bollocks.

Of course, Caoimhe is the archetypal hipster dimwit. With that, she’s been bleating on about leaving the house for ages… to the point where people were shouting “Just piss off already!” at their screens.

Her spurious reasons were that she wanted to leave and see her boyfriend and family.

She previously said that she wanted to depart the show when Shabby exited through the back door, but opted in the end to remain in the house. Y’know, just in case she got some fame and fortune out of it ‘the experience’.

Caoimhe told her housemates that she valued her boyfriend more than continuing with Big Brother and that she also claimed that she was not enjoying her time on the show and that other people “wanted it” more than her. She’s too ‘cool’ to want ‘it’.

All the housemates gathered around the Diary Room and cheered her long, sulky face off as bid farewell to the remaining 10 contestants.

Then, toddler with pubes John James burst into tears.