Iiiiiiitssalllyouhavetodo. Yep, the Shake ‘n’ Vac commercial is heading our way again, after the carpet talc (or whatever it is) got rehashed and rebranded (starring the original woman who did it, yadda yadda) and, well, left everyone cold. Now, it has a new face. Or should I say faces? Yep, the mind-curling Jedward are bouncing around and rapping and looking for all the world like they’re permanently falling down a mine shaft to promote this junk.

The advert hasn’t hit our TV sets yet, so here’s a sneak peak which gives us a clue of what we could be seeing.

Provided of course, we aren’t all collectively covering our eyes and ears. And nose. And blocking up our throats.