Oh dear. Just how wrong can you get something? Time Warner Cable are currently ruing the fact that they did a mistake so bad that they might blush themselves to death. You see, they’re currently apologising profusely after viewers of two children’s channels in North Carolina were accidentally shown Playboy Channel previews featuring naked women in explicit conversations.

Younger viewers may well have had their interest piqued when hearing a woman say “ooooh, you’re a really big boy”, feeling proud at how old they looked, rather than how well endowed they are.

Playboy Channel previews were mistakenly broadcast on the Kids on Demand and Kids Pre-School on Demand channels for about two hours to Time Warner Cable customers in and around Raleigh, North Carolina, yesterday morning.

Two hours! Hahaha!

A spokeswoman for the cable company apologised for the glitch, blaming it on “equipment failure”, according to AP.

No, ‘equipment failure’ isn’t a euphemism either.