Aaargh! WAAAOOOP! Hnnng! Hnnng! AAAAAAAH! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Horizon (BBC Two, Wednesday, 10 February, 9pm) INFINITY? Haaaaaaaaargh! It’s… y’know… AAAARGH! HAHAHHA! INFINITY! Some infinities are bigger than others? WAAA! WAAA! HAHAHAHA!

*Rocks back and forward*

Infinity? It’s… never ending… *sharp intake of breath* (whispers) it never ends going forward and backward…. (leans in) it can make two lists, one of ten numbers and one of five numbers exactly the same in value…

HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

UHUHUHUH! UHUHUHUHUH!

MONKEY’S ON TYPEWRITERS! A COMPUTER! HAHAHA! RECREATING MONKEYS ON TYPEWRITERS!

*dribble*

There’s people working out infinity… they’re working out something that never ends… and they’re getting no closer to understanding it… and then it cuts to a moody black and white shot with Steven Berkoff hiding in a corner and gravelelly muttering until my mind broke.

*falls flat on face through plate glass table, shards splintering everywhere and floating upward instead of down*

Weeeeuuuurrgh! HAHAHA! *weeps* Seriously. Infinity. I woke up this morning… house destroyed… in human fingernail, scratched messages…

f’ (x) = st (h-1 ([*f] (x+h) – [*f] (x)))
f’ (x) = st (h-1 ([*f] (x+h) – [*f] (x)))
f’ (x) = st (h-1 ([*f] (x+h) – [*f] (x)))
f’ (x) = st (h-1 ([*f] (x+h) – [*f] (x)))
f’ (x) = st (h-1 ([*f] (x+h) – [*f] (x)))
f’ (x) = st (h-1 ([*f] (x+h) – [*f] (x)))
f’ (x) = st (h-1 ([*f] (x+h) – [*f] (x)))

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Horizon and the BBC have made their Metal Machine Music! Mindbending, thought bleeding, weirdoid show that gave so much that it clean blew the top of my skull open, leaving me brainz to squirt out of my ears like someone jumping on tubes of tomato puree.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

HAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

EEUUUURRRAAAAGH!

OH. MY. GOD.

IT’S FULL OF STARS.