TV doesn’t do itself any favours when trying to convince us that it isn’t dumbing down. Apparently, the next series of Britain’s Got Talent will see a man who is able to puke up coins in any order you like. Seriously. I’m not making that up. Until then, we’ve got Liz McClarnon fronting a show that defies all logic called Hotter than my Daughter. Starting this week on BBC Three, we’ll see mutton dressed as a kebab women embarrassing their offspring. We’ve got a clip of the first show right here.

Hotter than my Daughter, BBC Three, 8:30pm