Rasping knucklehead, Liam Gallagher has stated that he would be interested in taking part in relentless splooshfest Total Wipeout... he'd even chew a rotting colon or two in I'm A Celebrity. Unless, of course, he hasn't thought about the words tumbling out of his mouth properly.

The Oasis (are they still going now Noel's left? Do we even care?) frontman said that he was a big fan of reality TV, admitting that the only thing putting him off appearing on the shows was having to spend time with the other contestants.

"Big Brother, I've been watching that. The missus likes it. All that Strictly, Come Dance nonsense, I watch all of that. I like Coronation Street," he told XFM.

Speaking about the possibility of going into the jungle, the singer said: "I'd like to do all that s**t, but I would want to do it on my own. I wouldn't want to be with all those other idiots in a house or whatever."

Gallagher added that his favourite TV show at the moment was BBC One gameshow Total Wipeout.

"They do it in Argentina. I'd love to do it on my jaxy, with no one about," he said.

So there you have it.