Top of the Pops, a show that is meant to have died ages ago but keeps coming back to haunt us like The Ghost of Christmas Past, has announced who is going to be starring in the Christmas and New Year special shows.

Sadly, Radio 1 halfwit Fearne Cotton will be presenting, alongside (inhales deeply) Reggie Yates. Of course, they’ll be screened on BBC One on Christmas Day and New Year’s Eve.

The Christmas Day episode, which will air at 2pm, will include performances from Dizzee Rascal, Kasabian, La Roux, Sugababes, Lily Allen, Florence & The Machine, Muse, Britain’s Got Talent winners Diversity, JLS, Alexandra Burke and Cannibal Corpse.

The New Year’s Eve show, airing at 6.30pm, will feature a review of the year with acts including Robbie Williams, Shakira, Tinchy Stryder, N-Dubz and Calvin Harris.

“Top Of The Pops this Christmas and New Year is going to be excellent,” said Cotton. “It’s my fave show to be part of, especially with the lineup this year! It’s going to be huge and massively festive.”

Yates added: “I’m so excited that Top Of The Pops is returning to our screens this Christmas. A silly jumper, too much lunch and TOTP make the perfect Christmas.”