The hideous 10 Years Younger (Channel 4, Wednesday, 25 November, 8pm) is back on our screens this week. Yet again, it has chickened out of getting an 8 year old and making them look like an unborn foetus. This time, they're ironing out a geriatric in what they call a Bus Pass Challenge.

Of course, the new 10 Years Younger is a lot more cuddly since they got shot of android Aryan (Little Saint) Nicky Hambleton-Jones. They've installed SquishyBot4000 aka Myleene Klass, which has an upgrade called 'tears' and 'empathy'.

Naturally, because these hosts are robots, it's not real empathy or tears, but y'know, it helps people feel a little better whilst they sit down and enjoy watching another human get their teeth hacked out and chemicals poured onto their face which makes all their features peel off.

This week's challenge is transforming the appearance of 64-year-old Marie and 72-year-old Betty. By the time the show has finished with them, they'll look like... well... who cares?