I hate animators. They’re obsessed with making hair look realistic and buying enough Apple products to own an orchard. When they’re not doing realistic hair, they’re piddling about with their other obsession – making babies talk and dance. One of the most famous CGI creches was for Evian’s last commercial which saw synchronised swimming from a bunch of sucklings. Now they’re back and the babies are rollerskating, doing grinds and gripping to wire fences like dead-eyed murderers in a maximum security prison. Still, they wear nappies, showing that they haven’t mastered their own bowels yet. Suckers. Anyway, to watch the new Evian commercial with all-action babies, click over the jump.