Pepsi Max and Coke Zero are two brands that are guaranteed to wind me up like no other. Basically, they’re both Diet Coke For Men. Men who are completely vapid little shagsakcs who strut around like nutless ’80s yuppies. My lack of sugar in my drink means I’m careful about what I put in my body… I wanna look trim… but hey! I can still have fun! Yeah? Only if it’s at someone’s expense no doubt. I bet Pepsi Max drinkers like lodging 2 pence pieces in tramps forehead shouting “Yeah? YEAH!? YOU WANTED SOME MONEY DINCHA? Get a job! Hahaha! Did you see that guys?” That’s what this new commercial makes me think. You’ve seen the new adspot? Job interview, deceit then funny walk? If not you can find it overleaf. Warning. You might commit suicide.
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