There are no cash prizes, no eye on a future career in TV, no ‘Press The Red Button’ interactivity for viewers… hell, the presenter isn’t even particularly nice to the contestants. University Challenge (BBC Two, Monday, 23 February, 8pm) almost seems noble in its celebration of young people’s soft and supple brains. Of course, it’s not all strawberries and champers. The rub is, the minute you put young people on screen, they’re there to be yelled at in the most moo-brained of ways. Even though University Challenge and Shipwrecked are at different ends of the spectrum, they still share that thing that irritates and frightens us the most – youth. This year, University Challenge has been exceptional, in that, regardless of the winner, it’s all been about one person… and that’s Gail Trimble, the most impressive contestant in years. With the final just passed, what went on?
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The 2009 final was set up to be a real battle royale. The University of Manchester and Corpus Christi College, Oxford, have been exceedingly good. The Manky have shown strength across the bench, while The Corpse have been the showcase for Trimble’s super-trivia-brain. As a result, Trimble has become something of a star and pin-up in certain quarters. It seems there’s a market for some kind of bookish Nuts photoshoot.
Weirdly, the smugness I wrote about when our Trimble first appeared on our screens soon vanished in later shows, not that a little fact like that stopped various national newspapers lifting chunks of my work in an attempt to make it look like some lifelong vendetta against clever people. Fact is, nothing will waver my view that she’s is a little smug at times, but by the same token, I’m clearly a wanker for making jokes at some poor sod’s expense.
So, to the final, which I now feel ingrained in somewhat. The pressure on all the contestants must have immense, but Trimble, now an accidental celebrity, it must have been tenfold. From the off, Trimble looked incredibly nervous. Manchester, went for the jugular and took the early points. If it makes any difference (which I’m sure it won’t), Manchester’s captain, Mr. Yeo gave an especially annoying and, dare I say it, smug performance. He’s a very clever chap… and I’ll be branded as jealous no doubt. Showing that I a) Haven’t learned my lesson and b) That I’m not sexist, our Yeo also possesses a face I could slap.
Anyway, our Trimble started slowly, looking nervous and unsure. I did wonder if the recent attention had somehow got to her. Mercifully, for the good of the competition, she found her groove and out tumbled the answers. It’s worth pointing out that the rest of the Corpus Christi team were involved much more. At the midway point, after Manchester streaked into the lead, Trimble’s Christi clawed it back to pretty much level the score. When kickings are dished out on the show, it’s kinda fun… but when the teams are matched, it’s genuinely thrilling.
From then on, the score went back-and-forth, and the tensioned climbed. You always know when the game is tense because Paxman talks faster than a Jewish wisecracker on speed. Roger Tilling was so excited that he sounded like he had his cock in his hand! Then, at the kill, Corpus Christi gnarled their teeth and started gobbling up the points. Trimble, easing into the thrill of the final, started to show why everyone’s been so bloody impressed all along.
Corpus Christi, a college of piss-all people up against Manchester, a university housing thousands and thousands, romped home. Once they woke up… and that’d be the whole team as opposed to merely Gail Trimble, of whom this competition has been hugely focused on, they really kicked on, annihilating the opposition. It made for a stupendous finale to a great series… leaving us with the question: Has their been a better University Challenge contestant than Gail Trimble? Even if there has, she’s certainly gone down in the show’s folklore.
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