Who is The Stig? It’s Lewis Hamilton right? No, hang on, it can’t be him because he quite obviously far too busy being the world’s most famous F1 driver. Well… is it… uh… no, hang on… that guy who played The Fall Guy? Nah. Well, now we know just who The Stig is. Yep. The secret is, apparently, out. However, instead of proudly crowing about it… the news feels somewhat… dirty. It’s a bit like letting on to a kid that Santa is fiction. So, if you really want to know who he is, click over…

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The Daily Mail, officially the biggest spoilsports in the world (as well as a few other undesirable things) has heralded the identity of The Stig to everyone in earshot. So, instead of cutting and pasting their news, I’ll give you a link instead. That way, you can choose whether you reveal the identity or not.

But before I do, keep this in mind. It’s no-one really famous and you’ll look at the person thinking ‘Uh, I don’t really know who you are…’. So if you are eager to find out, don’t expect to be fulfilled in any way. In fact, it just kinda spoils the whole Stig thing. Anyway, here it is…

Click here to find out the identity of The Stig.