Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend (ITV2, Thursday 29 January, 9pm) is built for people to slag it off. Why else would someone make something like this? Not content with being famous for having absolutely zero talent and an embarrassment to the human race, Paris has taken it upon herself to star in her own reality TV show to look for a best friend in Britain. A partner in crime who can accompany her as she navigates the London party scene, if you will. I don’t know what’s worse or tragic – Paris herself for having to look for a friend in a television show format (is your life so empty and vacuous you have to use television to search for a friend?), television itself for making such a show, or the 12 numbskulls who thought it’d be a good idea to take part. Here they are… be prepared. Click on the image below to see the full horror of it all. Just look at the state of some of them…