Dancing on Ice (or: Strictly Come Ice Skating) returns to our screens on Sunday night (ITV1, 7pm) and as ever, people will take the whole thing personally when their faves get the chop or slagged off by a bitchy judge. Like Strictly Come Dancing, there will be a lot of things to look out for that you’ll have seen before, such is the restrictive nature of these kinds of shows (not that it’s a bad thing per se). So, if you’re settling down for the show on Saturday, why not play TV Bingo? Cross these off your list and reward yourself with a ginger nut/shot of absinthe!

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One point goes for the first person to shout BINGO! at the following. Invent your own forfeits and rewards…

A mention of Michael Underwood’s ankle break.

The phrase “Getting into a spin”

The phrase ‘Tucker’s Luck’ in relation to Todd Carty

‘Leaping like a Salmon’ for, yup, Zoe Salmon

Bad puns on the word ‘Try’ in relation to Ellery Hanley.

Evident embarrassment at an outfit from a male competitor.

In relation to Ray Quinn, a nod to ’60s pop hit, The Mighty Quinn.

Judge Jason Gardiner saying ‘pathetic’.

Gemma Bissix being called ‘The Ice Queen/Maiden’.