Hahahahaha. Ha. Ha. Oh dear. Hahahahaha. Sorry, you’ve just caught me laughing my nappy off at the news that Nicky Hambleton-Jones is all huffy and throwing her toys (of beauty torture) out of the pram after she learned that Channel 4 cheeses are to replace her with Myleene Klass on 10 Years Younger. Hahahahahaha! Apparently, it’s a “slap in the face”. Hahahahaha! What’s even better is that Little Miss Lucifer is bring ageism into the row! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Related: A whole host of kickings dished out to 10 Years Younger on TV Scoop

Hambleton-Jones has fronted 10 Years Younger for five series. Now, telly bosses have had enough of her, presumably after reading the articles done on TV Scoop (as I haven’t seen anyone else slagging her quite like I have). Now, she’s all upset. Boo-hoo!

Nicky said: “When I heard that I’d been replaced by Myleene, it was a slap in the face. Perhaps naively, I thought there was a divide in TV between women who are there for their looks and women who are there for their expertise. It does seem to me like a classic case of replacing any women over 35, regardless of how suitable she is for the role, with a younger face. For the first time, I felt old and past it.”

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! GET THAT! She thinks that people should be treated for what they know, as opposed to what they look like! My word, this is the most pant-dampeningly brilliant irony ever! Fact is, for years now, NHJ has ordered people to get their faces peeled off, their noses broken and reset, their teeth hacked out of their mouth and replaced with acrylic ones… she’s ordered mass burnings of wardrobes to be replaced by soon-to-be-out-of-fashion hippery, made people feel so worthless, only to build them back up with a false promise or ten… and now… and now… she’s getting the chop because she feels that Channel 4 want a better looking alternative.

In fact, the show as got a host that is almost… 10 YEARS YOUNGER! Hahahahahaha! You couldn’t make it up! A spokesperson for Channel 4 said Hambleton-Jones made the decision to leave, adding: “Myleene is an ideal replacement. Age played absolutely no part in the decision.”

Rrrrright. Sorry if this seems a little over the top, but y’know, when you’ve watched a woman systematically bully women to tears, to then get them under the knife as quick as possible, to then say “Now you’re pretty enough to function again”, all this seems like a delicious reward. I’m thrilled. I mean, I don’t even like Myleene Klass, but at least she seems like a nice enough person.

This will of course, mean that 10 Years Younger will be going under the knife itself as surely they won’t keep the same format. You can’t have Klass on Miss Naked Beauty, to then send her out with the opposite message. Can you? I’ll prepare myself for a savaging review of the new shows, just in case.