I’ve been led to believe by friends and the internets that Tom Chambers is hot. You know, foxy. Good lookin’. I don’t see it. I mean, I can see that he’s not hideous, but I wouldn’t call him handsome. To me, he looks like Graham Stark. You might not think you know Graham Stark, but you’ll know his face, I promise.

I always thought I knew Stark from the Carry On films, but turns out he wasn’t in them. Also, I thought he was the only famous person to come from the same town as me. But I’ve looked on Wikipedia and there are loads of famous people from there! Deryck Guyler! Dickie Davies! Geoffrey Hughes! Ray Stubbs! Okay, I might be stretching the definition of “famous” a little.

But Eric Idle lived there too! Between the ages of three and nine. Probably. I feel all warm inside…

Anyway, back to Tom Chambers and Graham Stark. Look!