Okay, this article is from The Sun, should everything you read can be taken with salt. Okay? Okay. Lettuce begin. I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here is about to return to our tellies on Sunday night. As ever, there’s a little fuss over the identities of the participants. Well, as I mentioned, The Sun have announced who is in… for some reason, they’ve led with ‘Carly Zucker was set for bushtucker glory!’, despite the fact I’ve never heard of her… and anyway, I’m way more interested in the prospect of Robert Kilroy Silk.

That’s right, Robert Kilroy Silk, one of the weirdest men on the planet, will apparently get chucked jungle-wards, along with Simon Webbe (who was in Blue), Esther Rantzen (friend of dogs who can say ‘sausages’) and Dani Behr (errr… TV spud).

Elsewhere, Martina Navratilova will be appearing, who most will refer to as ‘that lesbian’, when really, they should be saying ‘one of the greatest tennis players who ever lived’. Still, that’s not the way it rolls eh? Another participant is more peculiar. For some reason, the TV Toe Heads thought we’d like to see Brian Paddick in the jungle. For those that don’t know who he is, Paddick is The Met’s ex-deputy commissioner who didn’t become London Mayor.

We’ve also got Ex-EastEnder Joe Swash who has the dubious honour of having the worst haircut I’ve ever seen in TV history. He’s the guy who played the mewing Mickey. So there you have it. This is all ‘leaked’ and ‘exclusive’, which means we could well be seeing a different line-up over the weekend.