LOL! Liek, I wz watchin Coming of Age (BBC Three, Tuesday, 14 October, 10.30pm) n it wz rly funny? Like, me n my m8 were watchin in it n he sed tht da funniest thng abt it is tht it sez COMING in da name of da show wich is funny cuz coming means when ur avin sex as well lol. Da 1 dat wz on last nite wz calld I SUCK COPPERS lol which is funny as well lol becuz DK hes well funneh cuz hes well stupid had 10 stellas n went drivin n got pulled over by the police n he sucked coppers as in coins but it sounded like he wz doin sumfin rude to da policeman lol!!!!1!! Neway is tonge went green so did his cok! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!

Neway Jazz is well funny becuz shes well into sex and shes always tryin 2 do it lol Her boyf Ollie will miss her when she goes to LDN becuz shes goin 2 b in a musical like tht girl off hollyokes did but she tuk OB wiv her n dey hav’nt been on since. Jasmin got a blowup doll 4 ollie which talked wen u pressed a button n it sed LETS HAVE A SHAG n stuff liek tht n it were well funny lol.

Chloe + Matt r nearly goin out bt he eats 2 much junk food lol Chloe wants 2 look at his poo like Gillian Mkeith so she knos hes on a diet but he gets DK to do a poo n its green lolol it had a penny in it. Ne way it wz cool cuz thr was a moral in it becoz Matt got to eat veg. Nxt wk luks good as OMG Chloe + Jazz r gunna shag…

If you’ve managed to get yourself this far and not completely given up on this review, you now know how difficult watching Coming of Age is. It beyond awful. As an aside, that was the most irritating thing to write too…