A: Who will it be this time?
B: Oooh, I don’t know, Johnny Depp?
A: Guess again.
B: Keira Knightley?
A: Lower.
B: David Duchovny?
A: Just ask for help if you need it.
B: But I’m enjoying the guessing!
A: Seriously. Shut it. The guessing is over.
B: But the guessing…
A: Don’t make me hit you.
So, hush your endless questions, we know who The Celebrity Scissorhands crew will be next season.
Neckerchief-loving Apprentice star Lucinda Ledgerwood will be taking a career downturn alongside EastEnders actress Shana Swash and singers Jay Sean and Stedman Pearson in this year’s series.
The ‘clebs will work nine hour days at the Celebrity Scissorhands Hair and Beauty Academy in Camden. Contestants will, as ever, be offering haircuts to starry-eyed members of the public (make an appointment through the BBC’s website) and the show will be presented by George Lamb – himself arguably in need of a celebrity haircut. Lee Stafford, the TV hairdresser, and image consultant Steve Strange will also be back.
Celebrity Scissorhands begins Sunday, October 26 on BBC Three.
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