Dannii, they're saying, in what sounds to me like a deeply made-up story, is threatening to quit because she's so jealous of Cheryl getting all the attention. I've said it before and I'll say it again... can't we all just get along?

And the categories have been announced. Who got what? Our John's got all the details.

There seems to be a bit of friction between Cheryl and Simon, as the Girls Aloud star grows increasingly tired of Simon getting his way all the time. How much is real and how much is staged? We can only guess.

The Sun offers their top tips for who's going to win this year. But they're all winners, really, aren't they? Well, no. Au contraire.