Remember Lisa? Course you do. She’s the one who brought in a picture of a morbidly obese woman, said it ‘used to be me’ then turned on the waterworks until Simon agreed to put her through. I jest of course, but I’d be lying if I said it didn’t give me ideas. Lisa lost a good 18 stone and is now a dainty and pretty young thing with a great back-story and a good chance of going quite far in this show. She’ll beg and plead with the X Factor judges till she gets what she wants, but when it comes to boys, she’s suddenly all shy…

Speaking to The Scotsman, Milburn said (sort of) that she’s looking for a new man to match her new bod.

“I’m not 100% confident with guys – if one starts to talk to me, it doesn’t really click that they might be chatting me up. I’ll get there eventually – but right now I’m still learning to live as a different person,” she said.

Watch Lisa’s audition again here