What do you mean, ‘who’s Ceri Rees’? Have you been paying attention to a word we’ve said?! Our very own John was talking about her just the other day. Ceri is the comeback sensation, the woman who can’t be kept away from X Factor auditions, and who is indulged, year after year, by the show producers. She’s had something of a makeover, though, presumably mistaking the main problem to be her image. Hasn’t done her much good. So tell us, don’t you think she now bears more than a passing resemblance to transvestite sculptor Grayson Perry?