Never quite understood what was supposed to be so great about Parky. Maybe that’s the secret – he’s just a bloke. People forget they’re on telly and just think they’re talking to a favourite uncle. The Mail is worshipping at the church of Parkinson today, with an extract from his memoirs. It’s all very interesting, as he recalls chatting to the Beatles, a galaxy of film stars, comedians and sporting heroes. But you really want, what you really really want, is that clip of Emu going for his unmentionables. Your wish is my command.