Do you live in the North West of England? Do you have a face like a bag of spanners? Can you stand to be in the same room as the woman pictured here, for longer than a minute? Do you enjoy having dotted lines drawn on you with a purple felt tip by a middle-aged European man? This is your moment to shine. 10 Years Younger, the most brutal make-over programme on TV, is looking for prematurely-aged hopefuls to star in the new series. Or, as they put it “lively new applicants”…

Use your wizened old fingers to give the team a call on 0121 224 8381 or email them on 10yearsyounger@mavericktv.co.uk for an application form. Expect questions along the lines of “How many teeth do you have? a) 20 or more, b) less than 10 c) less than 5 d) less than 2.”