I’ve heard of gargantuan waits for season tickets at football matches, but this really takes the Stig (see what I did there? I was going to say piss but I changed it to Stig because I’m writing about Top Gear). I’ve been catching bits of the new series of Top Gear and have been enjoying it, even though I hate men who take about cars. I’ve also often wondered how you get into the audience of one of the programmes, but now I read that there’s a 21-year waiting list to become an audience member. 21 years?! That’s crazy! I don’t know how and why this story came out (read it here), but 21 years. That’s a long time. In the meantime, content yourself with a bit of film showing what happened when Doctor Who met Top Gear.