Britain’s Missing Top Model has, for my money, been the surprise hit of the year. When seeing the trailers, my knee-jerk reaction was to yell ‘exploitative rubbish!’ at the telly. I tuned in to prove myself right and, quite spectacularly proved myself wrong. It has been a really good, interesting and entertaining series. Now we know the winner, surely we’d all… have on… I haven’t paced this sentence right at all… erm… Britain’s Missing Top Model: What Happened Next (BBC Three, Tuesday, 5 August, 9pm) everybody!

BBC Three, of late, has been as bad as E4. Now, I’m pretty certain it used to be alright, but since the logo change, BBC’s third channel decided to go all milkshakey. So I was stunned to find such an interesting (and gloriously trashy) show tucked away inbetween re-runs of Two Pints of Lager… and shows like Javine’s Sweat Shop Showdown and Help! My Toddler Works in Porn! and the like.

So, at the close of the show, we all sighed and cheered… but what happened next? The whole point of this series to buck a few trends and make people look at those with disabilities in a different, more positive, way. Did any of these girls get a gig with a modelling agency?