Here’s a man licking his car. C’mon guys, we’ve all done it. No? Me neither actually. I do talk to my car sometimes, I’ll admit. I’ll sometimes congratulate it after its reliability after a long drive. Conversely, I will swear at it when it breaks down. However, I have never shagged my car, that much I do know. This two-part documentary series meets two men who do shag their cars. And yes, my mind is now boggling as much as your’s.

Apparently, there is a proper name for people who have sexual relationships with their automobiles. If you have sex with your car you are a mecaphile, although in my book you’re just very odd.

My Car is My Lover: Strangelove meets two men from America who love their wagons. I do not know how this love manifests itself, I do not know how they copulate with their cars, and I don’t if they’re for real. All I do know is that, for sheer stupid curiosity, I might just watch this. If only to find out which hole these men stick things into.

Anyway, we’ll find out more about these two sickos fellows, and then they will drive to California to a car show and meet for the very first time.

Orgy? Car swapping? Car keys in a dish on the coffee table? Do I really want to find out?

Of course I bloody do.