Big Brother’s Little Brother was always good fun, mainly, because Dermot O’Leary was a decent enough bloke. Okay, he’s the product of TV shit factory, T4, but still, he was okay. Well, BBLB is about to become the most irritating thing on TV with the announcement that George Lamb and Zezi Ifore have been confirmed as the new presenters.

George Lamb is one of those people that makes anyone living outside of the south of England want to drop H-bombs all over it. The reason why Northerners hate London? Look at George and the way he ironically shouts ‘shabba’. The cracking website, The Lipster, referred to Georgie as “the man whose interview technique is to talk about snogging with tongues, shouting “Don – heheheh!”, and playing landfill indie ’til ears bleed?” and y’know somethin’? I’m with the girls of The Lipster all the way!

Anyway, irritating-to-the-point-of-wanting-to-stab George will join Zezi Ifore on the show this summer on E4. Lamb and Ifore have apparently worked together on E4 Music and breakfast entertainment show Freshly Squeezed. About his new role, Lamb said: “Imagine how excited someone would be if they were presenting Big Brother. Well I’m just a little bit less excited than that but I’m still extremely excited.”

Jesus Christ.

Ifore, who I’m about to judge on whatever she says next, added: “This is preposterously good, I’ve always loved Big Brother – it’s omnipresent, you can’t help but get sucked in! And working alongside a lovely lamb too – George Lamb – ain’t half bad either. Bring it on!”

A tit of the highest order then.

Sadly, the one show that really had a chance of saving Big Brother has now been given two maggots in the margarine. For people who can’t wait to see the back of the show, you’ll be pleased to know that this summer will probably be the last Big Brother… and Lamb and Ifore will be providing the nails for the coffin.