Despite the fact that I don’t really know what to make of Alan Carr, you’ve got to hand it to him – sometimes, he’s stupidly hilarious. Even though his game show doesn’t really work and he’s associated with hirsute harebrain Justin Lee Collins, Carr sometimes pulls a vicious pearl out of the bag. In his sights this time? Big Brother. The wonky toothed comic said Channel 4 producers were not impressed when he said he hated having evicted BB contestants on The Friday Night Project.

He said: “These f**king morons get kicked out of the house and we have to talk to them.” Naturally, this didn’t go unnoticed. He added; “Once, I was asked who were the worst people we had on the show and I said: ‘The Big Brother people, because what’s the point of them?’ My Channel 4 producer called up screaming: ‘Why on earth did you say that?’” Alan Carr… speaking for 99% of the country there. Give the man a standing ovation.