Don’t know why this made me laugh, but it did. Out loud. That doesn’t happen too often so here’s the quote that what did it. And, before you ask, it was as random on the show as it is now. It was on MasterChef last night, the start of the semi finals (or was it the quarters, it’s gone on for ages so everything seems to be melting into one big massive cook-off).

Gregg Wallace: “Beefy, beefy mushrooms. [breathy voice of appreciation] Ah yea…”