Anyone in their right mind will be watching Life In Cold Blood (BBC One, Monday, 9pm) next week, but for those of you who jus’ don’t go for that animal magic, then you might want something a little… shallower. I think I’ve got just the thing for you in Dis/Connected (BBC Three, Monday, 9pm).
Now, even though it’s my job to know stuff about TV, I’ve got absolutely no idea what Dis/Connected is. I’ve had a look online and there’s virtually no details on it anywhere. I think someone said it was a yoof type drama thing, and therefore, it might be the BBCs attempt at doing a ‘Skins’.
Monday’s show (is it the first in the series? Has this been on telly for years? Does it even exist?) follows the complicated lives of a group of disconnected teenagers from different backgrounds. That’s the official line anyway. Different backgrounds may mean ‘eclectic bunch’ or, more worryingly ‘a bunch of stereotypes that would make the Spice Girls look like a Ken Loach film’.
These kidz are thrown together by the suicide of mutual friend Jenny, which sees a whole heap of soul searching and looking wistful. The characters in turn can be described as…
Sophie – The one who dropped her now dead pal when she got in with a hip crowd. Guilt issues.
Anthony – Working class and rough. From ‘the wrong side of the tracks’. Called the ambulance when Jenny snuffed her lid.
Ben – Jenny’s ex. Cheated on her. Presumably feels responsible for her death.
Emily – Partying type. Too busy being ripped to the tits to even notice that anyone was spiraling into black moods. Probably dismissed the whole thing as a bit Emo. Probably getting wasted to cover up a whole host of issues.
You’ll note that my tone is presuming that this’ll be rubbish. That’s really the fault of Skins which has now sullied every single yoof show until the end of time. Possibly. Maybe this will re-address the balance. Maybe it’ll be just as bad. We’ll just have to tune in and see.
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