Oh boy. Oh good sweet Jesus. Oh no. Oh please. Freddie Starr – he of goose-stepping comedy and hamster eating fame – is paired up with top - selling recording artiste (in Germany, at least) Sam Fox – she of Page Three past and loving gay relationship present – are paired together for what could be one volatile ever Celebrity Wife Swaps. I just shudder looking at this picture, especially after seeing John McCririck and Edwina Currie's effort a year or so ago.

I don't think Freddie is the type to sit around in his pants all day and demand food, but he is hugely eccentric. I have no idea what he's like to be honest. Sam Fox, on the other hand, has also suffered from bad press over the past few years. I just get the impression that when these two get together on Sunday night there will be fireworks. Car crash TV at its best/worst... you decide.