This, ladies and gentlemen, is a picture of Nigel Harman. The ex-EastEnders beefcake is almost hidden under layers of make-up and a big, fancy wig. He’s guest starring in City Of Vice next week (we liked the first episode very much, as a frequenter of molly houses (where like-minded men people get together and, erm, enjoy each other’s company) and the chief suspect in a murrrrder.

Not what you’d expect from the Harman, and you should see what he gets up. Definitely playing against type. The episode is on next Monday.