We’re down to our final two Christmas hotties! (And final two not-so-hottys.) I know you’ve been waiting for this forever, and I promise. I will not disappoint. Oh no I won’t. Yesterday we had the ultimate Heroes hottie Hayden Panettiere and the I’m A Celebrity star David Gest on our list. Take a look at who we have today.

2). Ewan McGregor
Whether he’s snorgling his gorgeous wife Eve, hanging out with his BFF Charley, or visiting children in Africa, Ewan is ridiculously brilliant. Sure, he’s incredibly hot. Sure, he may show his bare ass on television. Sure, he may have his daughters named tattooed on his arm – but he’s more than just a pretty face, people. He works with Unicef. He makes damn good television. HE CAN RIDE A MOTORCYCLE THROUGH SAND. Never mind the kissing, I’d just like to high five him under the mistletoe. (And never wash my hand again.)

Find out who we wouldn’t want to be a caught under the mistletoe with after the jump!

2.) Russell Brand
Look, I know a lot of ladies just think he is the hottest thing ever, but I can’t. LOOK AT HIM. I know he’s hilarious, but seriously. LOOK AT HIM. There’s the scraggily facial hair. The disturbing mullet. The nasty shirts with the patchy chest hair peeking through. The ridiculously tight jeans. Plus, he looks like he smells. Granted, I don’t actually know if Russell Brand smells, but I really don’t want to get close enough to find out.

Make sure to stop by and see who else is on our list tomorrow!

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