"What's the difference between your job and your wife?" runs the old joke. My colleague Mof believes there's no difference between sex before or after marriage. It's the same with knobs on. He's clearly either never been married, or been very lucky. Chloe and Bobby wouldn't agree with him. At least, not at the start of last night's program they wouldn't. Not when they were each scoring the other 1 out of 10 for sex. They didn't do much better on appearance, scoring 3.5 and 5 respectively. I felt this was a little unfair - Chloe had gained weight during an unhappy period when they were arguing a lot, but had succeeded in losing it again.

It was her confidence that was the issue, which is what the sexperts decided to tackle. Bobby's problems were more deep-seated and traditionally masculine. He was finding it difficult to show any emotion. But was there any to show? Click through to find out, and also for a link to information about that elusive Kivin Technique.

Chloe craves affection and Bobby's lack of physical or emotional reassurance is a source of great stress for her. To tackle Chloe's issues with her body, Anjula and the team had her start off with a Cognitive Behavioural Therapy technique. Repeating the mantra "I'm a confident and attractive woman with a very sexy body" to herself at least ten times a day started off sounding stilted and false, but pretty soon you could see she started to believe it. And why not? The phrase was right on the money from where I was sitting.

To further her confidence, Chloe was given a masterclass in lap dancing. After at first admitting that this was a step beyond where she'd wanted to go, Chloe took to it like a natural, although we never saw her actually lap dancing for Bobby.

Meanwhile at camp Bobby, he was receiving some detailed hands-on tuition in the art of sensual massage with the aid of a willing guinea-pig. Anyone wanting to undergo similar tuition please form an orderly queue. At the start of the lesson Bobby seemed very reluctant to let his fingers do the walking, but he warmed up when he reached the erogenous zone at the base of the spine. You all knew that was there, right? That flat triangle just above the crease of the buttocks? Go on, try it. Plenty of warm oil now, use a firm but gentle thumb with slow circular motions. OK, that's enough - your mind's wandering.

Getting Bobby in touch with touch was one thing, but could he get in touch with his feelings. This was a harder call. "I'm a bloke," he muttered lamely, "I don't usually get emotional." Pah! Whaddaya think this is, buddy? The 19th century? Don't you know you're supposed to be emoting and weeping all over the place? But all was not lost. Within a few days Bobby had managed to compose a love letter straight from the heart for his teenage sweetheart, reminding them of their wonderful love life way back when, the way things were when they married, and that he would like for things to be that way again.

He certainly didn't have any trouble expressing his emotions when he read this letter out loud, and neither did Chloe. So the stage was set, emotions were running high, and the couple were brought back together at their original honeymoon destination - Las Vegas. After 15 years together, five as a married couple, their sex life was successfully re-energised. The panel of experts wanted details and a blushing Bobby and Chloe admitted that their weekly romp count now "wouldn't fit on both hands." What's more, their scores had rocketed. 10 each out of 10 for looks, 9 and 9.5 for emotion and a 9 each for sex. Not bad. They looked pretty happy about it too as they wandered off hand-in-hand.

For all those of you looking for information on the Kivin Technique from last week, here's a link from a Men's Health article describing the procedure (search on the page for "kivin" once you're there). Don't say I never do anything for you.