Look at these two harridans. What on earth could tell me about anything? How to lose a pop career? Whatever they know about, I don’t want to know. What’s that? They’re fashion gurus now? Okay… so one of them is a model… or former model… but Mica Paris? You may remember her crooning “yooooou… yooou are my one temptation… oooh!” I always thought she was singing about a cake when I was a kid.

Anyway, enough random ramblings. What Not To Wear (BBC1, Thursday, 8pm) was once hosted by Trinny and Susannah. Now, they’ve been ditched and the Beeb have accidentally proven that you don’t need to be an expert to start poking around in people’s lives and emotions. Lisa Butcher and Mica set out to prove that anyone can look stylish (read fashionable… which is something entirely different) no matter what they look like. Good grief. More self help to get the hackles up. It’s good fun getting angry sometimes… and at least you can have a laugh on BBC2 when it’s done.