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Set The Video – How to Have Sex After Marriage, Five, Wednesday, 9pm

By mofgimmers on October 1st, 2007 38 comments

mr_mrs_pac_man_1982.jpgHow do you have have sex after marriage? Well, in my book, it’s pretty much the same as pre-marriage, except you know each other loads more, and as a result, know which buttons to press (sorry about the use of ‘button’). It all seems a bit obvious to me. Sex is sex is sex isn’t it? Well, for all those who completely forgot as soon as they said ‘I do’, How to Have Sex After Marriage (Five, Wednesday, 9pm) is here to save your bacon.

Basically, this series explores the problems facing married couples. I’m not sure if they’ll be using diagrams, but then again, this being the world of TV, I wouldn’t put it past them. By ‘them’ I mean the ever present team of (s)experts that feature in shows like this. They’ll be getting a couple with a flagging sex life and introducing all manner of things to put the oomph back into their sex life.


In Wednesday’s show, Rick and Megan are the pair with a love life that has run into the ground. Difficulties at home have decided to pour cold water on their friskiness. Of course, the experts are wheeled in with Americanisms, glib advice and a variety of toys (of which they will talk about candidly). With this jollity and winking, they decide to teach Megan how to relax, while Rick is dispatched to charm school. That’s right… charm school.

Does Rick end up talking like Roger Moore while Megan sits in the bath surrounded by scented candles? Probably. If it works for them, great… but it all seems a bit daft to me. I could spice up their sex life easily. Make them drink a lot of booze, get them to talk openly to each other (in private) and then send ‘em on a weekend away to unwind and… well… y’know?

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38 Responses to “Set The Video – How to Have Sex After Marriage, Five, Wednesday, 9pm”

  1. gabby says:

    What was the name of that oral sex technique rick was shown? Is there a good weblink for it?

  2. Chrissy says:

    My question exactly Gabby! “What was the name of that oral sex technique rick was shown? Is there a good weblink for it?”

  3. Chrissy says:

    My question exactly Gabby! “What was the name of that oral sex technique rick was shown? Is there a good weblink for it?”

  4. Nat says:

    I want to know it too!! Is there a relevant website to check it out?

  5. JOHN says:

    well is there a web link for that oral sex technique?

  6. Deborough says:

    Would like the relevant website to check out the technique as shown on the programme and what was it called please?

  7. Anonymous says:

    Th technique is called cunnylingus

  8. Georgia Juett says:

    hi, I’m the ‘sexpert’ who taught Rick that oral sex technique – its called The Kivin Technique. Not too much on the net about it, but try a google search. Otherwise mail me i can send you all the info you’ll need! goodluck.

  9. bablefish says:

    how would one go about mailing you? you’ve no email address as far as i can see!

  10. coule metcalf says:

    can you email me the The Kivin Technique.thank you very much.

  11. Richard says:

    Could you please email the info (Kivin Tech) to me as well. Cheers.

  12. jayne farmar says:

    can you email me the The Kivin Technique.thank you very much.

  13. jayne farmar says:

    can you email me the The Kivin Technique.thank you very much.

  14. jayne farmar says:

    can you email me the The Kivin Technique.thank you very much.

  15. Iain Alexander says:

    I would appreciate if you would e-mail the Kivin technique, many thanks

  16. Dave says:

    Please e-mail me the kivin technigue, many thanks

  17. hoot says:

    me too please!

  18. some user says:

    Please e-mail me the kivin technique too please

  19. some user says:

    Please e-mail me the kivin technique, too many thanks

  20. anon says:

    me too!

  21. anon says:

    me too please!

  22. Anon says:

    Me too please!

  23. anon says:

    Please e-mail the kivin technique, thank you.

  24. Dom says:

    Yes please email me the technique too, thanks!

  25. David says:

    I’m sure my wife & I would both be delighted if you could email them to me too please!!

  26. some user says:

    Me too please! I am sure it will help… ;-)

  27. some user says:

    Me too please! I am sure it will help… ;-)

  28. some user says:

    Me too please! I am sure it will help… ;-)

  29. Jackie says:

    Please can you send the kivin details

  30. Ralph says:

    please send me details of Kivin Technique.

  31. Pea says:

    Im as interested as everyone else. Might I suggest a mass mailing list or write and post something for us all. Ive been promised a demonstration by a friend ;-)

  32. Pea says:

    Im as interested as everyone else. Might I suggest a mass mailing list or write and post something for us all. Ive been promised a demonstration by a friend ;-)

  33. Bodhi says:

    Could I get the information sent to my email please? otherwise I would gladly sign up to a mass mailing list to get it :)

  34. Lynsey says:

    Hi there, we’re still looking for couples who are interested in appearing in the current series of ‘How To Have Sex After Marriage’. If you’re interested in being interviewed by the producers of the show please give me a call on 01752727478

    Thank you and best wishes

  35. June says:

    Please can you tell where I can purchase the dildos that were used on your tv show sex after marriage as they look really fun!
    thanks

  36. Malcolm says:

    I would also like to know more about this cunnilingus technique.

    Could you send me some further info too?

    many thanks
    Mal

  37. Georgia Juett says:

    OK guys this is for all of you who requested the KIVIN TECHNIQUE of oral sex for a woman:

    Remember before you start this technique is about building pressure to the clitoris not going directly to the clitoris:

    you lie perpendicular to your female partner.

    (not in usual conventional position of between her legs)

    With your index finger and thumb GENTLY pull back the hood of the clit and with your tounge begin to work under the clit area…Not on the clit but under (V. IMPORTANT)
    (Tip here is to use a little waterbased lube, it will feel much more comfortable for her)

    Build up a little pace but dont work it to fast or too hard…
    (the tip here is to allow her to mentally let go, relax and not play catch up with different speeds of your tongue movement and fingers)

    As you feel her nearing her orgasm use your free hand to put pressure on her perenium (the bit of skin between vagina and anus)

    As you put the pressure on her perenium now focus your tongue action straight on to her clit and BANG! ORGASM CENTRAL!!!!!!

  38. Dan says:

    I would really appreciate if you would e-mail more information on the Kivin technique please, many thanks

    Dan




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