If, by a strange twist of fate, chirpy Geordie duo Ant and Dec fall on harder times, they could, judging by their guest weather-reading stint on GMTV the other day, have a new career if they wanted. Is there anything they can’t do?!

Knowing ITV, and its insistence on these two presenting pretty much everything on the channel, it has probably already signed them up for a comedy/weather quiz show type of number.

PS. Apologies for the Nestlé adverts…