Warning – People who are of a pathetic disposition, look away now. I’m about to stick the boot in.
What do you get if you cross weedy voices, pathetic attempts at pop culture jokes, weak scripts, awful acting, annoying ditties, no comedy timing and the occasional nod toward a slightly obscure band? Answer: A cult smash with brain-dead no-marks called The Mighty Boosh. Yep. You heard. The Mighty Boosh is the emperor’s new clothes and you’re too dim to notice.
Being a fan of innovative and interesting Brit comedy, I thought ver Boosh would’ve tickled my pickle. Instead, it left me cold and uninterested… then incredibly angry. When people watch comedy programmes, they are unable to contain themselves. They howl with laughter. The actually hold their sides. Now and again, a programme will capture the mass attention and I’ll miss the point. This happened with Bo’Selecta. People sat me down and wept with laughter as I sat there a bit puzzled. Show over, they calmed down and said “never mind… maybe it’s not for you…” That’s fine. I can admit that people can disagree on shows and we’ll all get along happily ever after. The Mighty Boosh is different…
Quite a few times now (the exact number doesn’t matter one bit), people have sat me down in front of a screen and shown me an episode of the Mighty Boosh. Naturally, they pick one that is either a favourite or one that is deemed to be one of the better ones. Each time, I have failed to even smirk. For me, watching The Boosh is like watching a documentary about jokeless uninteresting dick heads. However, like I said before, I’m happy to dislike something and let other people watch what they want… but with this sorry excuse for a comedy, it’s different… and for one fundamental reason.
When I watch it with a fan, they do not even raise a grin throughout. Why? Well, at first, I put it down to the fact that they could feel my misery resonating through the room. Balls. Again, touching on what I said before, laughter is not something you can control. With Bo’ Selecta, I didn’t laugh whilst all around howled. “You don’t get it?!” people have lobbed in my direction whilst trying not to piss. A friendly shrug confirms that I do get it, I’m just not laughing. The Mighty Boosh has always been watched in silence. Why? Why? WHY?
It’s the emperor’s new clothes thing. People know, deep down, that The Mighty Boosh is a spectacularly unfunny programme. It’s amazing to watch a programme that bad. It’s down there with Two Pints of Lager, Catherine Tate, The Vicar of Dibley and Coupling. How can someone love a show like this and watch in silence just by my presence? Hmmm? I can watch an episode of The Simpsons (that I’ve seen a thousand f*cking times) and still laugh my baps right off at a couple of jokes. I can’t help it. Laughter is UNCONTROLLABLE. Unless you’re watching The Mighty Boosh it seems. The only laugh I got from this shite is that anyone commissioned it. When I say laugh, I mean sobbed uncontrollably.
Watching the horrendous Noel Fielding mew about being the best mod ain’t funny. It really isn’t. Watching Julian Barratt get ‘the funk’ in a box from a pale imitation of Papa Lazarou is about as funny as an injection going through the wall of your stomach. It’s no joke (ho!) that this is by far the most tawdry excuse for counter-culture comedy that ever existed. I imagine that people have wondered out loud about what drugs must’ve been taken during the making. ‘Oh! It’s like [insert comedy show] on acid!’ Acid actually gives you great ideas, just ask The Beatles. In that case, if The Mighty Boosh is a Beatles song, then it’s Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da.
In short, if you like The Mighty Boosh, there is something wrong with you. Your brain has become lazy. The only reason I can think that this programme exists is that it’s a huge joke at the expense of the people who watch it. It’s actually a knock-on from Nathan Barley and designed to shine a light on all you ‘Nathans’ out there. You’ve believed the hype and someone, somewhere is laughing at you sat in a bath full of money. Well, you deserve it. [Mof Gimmers]
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