Last Thursday I found myself in the middle of London with a nosebleed walking through that tornado. I couldn’t get back to the North because mother nature thought that it would be a good idea to stop all the trains from working. So I did what any other sensible person would do and proceeded to get blind drunk and wait until the next day to wait for answers.
So, Friday came with a hangover, a scrap to get on the train North, and generally feeling tired and emotional. Comedy was what I need to cheer me (and my liver) up… so first stop was Channel 4′s new comedy sketch show, Blunder.
Yes, Blunder came along, and I recalled Anna’s views on the show, and though ill of the idea of sitting down with this programme. Then I thought to myself… no no no… have an open mind Gimmers… it might take a while to bed in. Then it dawned on me. It doesn’t need time to bed in at all… because it’s rubbish.
Whilst I love David Mitchell, I can’t help but wonder what on earth he was thinking catching the Blunder Bus. It’s a useless show which makes me wonder if Mitchell has got some hefty mortgage payments that need making or someone from the show has some dirt on him, forcing him into playing a bit part in a terrible sketch. The show as a whole is a simple enough thing to grasp. A group of comics that you recognise from somewhere (but you’re not quite sure where) rattling through sketch after sketch after sketch without too much thought or humour. Blunder has been hyped up so much that it was nice to actually get a look-in on the show, but instead of it being nice because I liked watching it, it was nice to have a bit of closure. The amount of times I’ve had to watching the advert that says "poppadom… poppadom… poppadom" was enough to kill me mentally… so when I saw it on Friday night, I breathed a huge sigh of relief knowing (or should that be hoping) that I’ll never have to see it again.
Before I go on with the rest of my review, I’ll just tell you that this morning, I read all the comments on our previous article on this show, and how a very wise thing was hidden amongst them all. A wag called Gurd Prepostlethwaite wrote "This show is a brown trout. P.S.Channel 4, please give me my own show as I believe I have about as much talent and humour to offer as these performing monkeys, if not more. Thank you." Truer words ne’er spoken. If I worked for Channel 4, Gurd would get a job based solely on the name Gurd Prepostlethwaite… I’ve read the name 10 times now and it still makes me laugh more than an entire episode of Blunder. Anyway… where was I?
Ah yes, slagging off Blunder. The show is at best dire, and at worst, offensively bad. It is typical of the nonsense that is shown on Channel 4 at the moment. The creators have seen Brass Eye and it’s biting satire and thought "AAAH! So it’s OK to make jokes about paedophiles now! Ace!" Well, no it aint bub. You see, where Chris Morris makes a social comment about the way in which sexual offenders are almost glorified in tabloid newspapers and plays half-witted do-gooding celebs at their own game, Blunder merely has two child abusers in a swimming pool saying "bugger". Pathetic and about as edgy as do-nut.
There is a theory that if you gave an infinite amount of primates an infinite amount of typewriters, one of them would eventually write the whole works of Shakespeare. Well, one can only assume that this was one of the simians first attempts at slapping big dumb fists on a keyboard. Whoever wrote this and whoever commissioned it… stick to picking ticks off your partners back eh? In short, Blunder is the poorest thing I’ve seen since Coupling… and that’s saying something. [Mof Gimmers]
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