Madonna's life has been way better than the telly lately. First they said she'd adopted baby David (Or "Davey Babid" as I can't help but think of him. Thanks, The Royle Family...) Banda illegally, then they said she hadn't. Then they said she'd brought him into the country illegally, then she said she hadn't. (They = The Media, by the way. Trust them at your own risk.) Finally, it turns out the Davey Babid's real father is amazed to hear that his son has been adopted. "What adoption?" he said. "No, I didn't have him adopted. I just rented him to her for a while, to, you know, have him cared for."*

Anyway, sick and tired of all the lies, Madonna has decided to take the Tom Cruise path, and explain herself to Oprah. Clearly that didn't work out so well for Tom himself, so this should be one worth watching. The show will air in the US on Thursday. For UK viewers, well, I'd imagine it'll be coming to a You Tube near you soon.

* Or words to that effect