Jade Goody’s mum, Jackiey (not a typo, before you flame me) has gone under the knife for what’s being called TV’s most controversial makeover show ever – Living TV’s Extreme Makeover. Jackiey has had a boob job, nose job, lower face and neck lift, cosmetic dental work and laser eye surgery for the show, which goes out on October 7th.

"It’ll be nice because she won’t scare people anymore when she smiles with her crocodile teeth," said Jade, demonstrating just why it is that she’s known as one of the most insensitive women on TV. Jade hasn’t yet seen her mother post-surgery – she’s hiding out to recover until the show airs. And presumably in the hope of avoiding more "crocodile teeth" jibes from her daughter.