Warning: May contain scenes of violence
Warning: May contain strong language
Warning: Contains scenes of nudity

We're all familiar with those kind of post-watershed caveats that TV announcers utter in those particularly concerned voices of theirs.

So what should we make of last night's The F Word which contained these two particularly new and original warnings.

Warning: Contains scenes of tail docking and castration
Warning: Gordon and Jonathan Ross are going to learn the best way to kill an eel

It's as though someone at Channel 4 suddenly had an LSD flashback to the 60s. Suddenly, I'm looking forward to next week's episode, just to see if they dream up something even stranger.

Warning: During this programme, Gordon Ramsay will use just the power of his mind to destroy all vegetarians within a range of 20 metres.
Warning: When the moon is in the Seventh House and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then peace will guide the planets, and love will steer the stars.

I'm not sure I can wait. [Rob Buckley]

The F-Word, Channel 4, Wednesdays 9pm

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